Three Game Themes for the Gamer-kings under the sky,
Seven Expansions and Army Packs for the Game-lords in their malls near home,
Nine Maps and Terrain Packs for Mortal Gamers doomed to die,
One Game System from Days of Wonder on their dark throne
In the Land of Gaming where the Plastics lie.
One Game System to rule them all, one Game System to find them,
One Game System to bring them all and with the Card Decks bind them
In the Days of Wonder where the Plastics lie.
They have taken the pocket money and the petty cash in the cookie jar. We have closed our wallets but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A credit card lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming.
Urus ni buzra!
Arras talbabi filluma!
Ugrud tashniki kurduma!
Lu! Lu! Lu!
'Fire in the deep!
Games lick our skin!
Fear rips our wallet!
No! No! No!
The expansion comes!'
These games are an addiction! We MUST have them! We MUST have them, my Precious!