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I saw the title of this chit-chat post and before I opened it I took a minute to think up of a new knock-knock joke for it. However it turns out that Mike wasn't looking for new knock-knock jokes but a new type of joke.

Never one to let things go to waste I figured I should share my new knock-knock joke:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Irrational number 3.14
Irrational number 3.14 who?
Irrational number 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974945923078164 0628620899...

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to think up of a new knock-knock joke and post it here.
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Land Shark
Land Shark Who?
Dave's not home.

Ok, so I didn't really make that up. I just took parts of other jokes and stuck them together. Like a Frankenjoke.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Wait.
Wait, who?
No. Wait, what?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Any
Any Who?
God I really hate when people use that term!
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Here's one my 3-year-old told me the other day.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Squirrel
Squirrel who?
Squirrels are fuzzy
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My favorite knock knock joke is the one where you ask someone else to start the joke. So, they say "Knock Knock" and you reply "Who's There?" then they just stare confusedly at you. I know, I'm a jerk...soblue
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Knock knock.
Who's there?

Fred.
Fred Who?

Fred Astaire, born Frederick Austerlitz, was an American film and Broadway stage dancer, choreographer, singer and actor.


BAM!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?


Sandwich.
Sandwich who?


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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?

Dave.
Dave who?

Dave can't help but burst into tears at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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Knock-Knock
"Who's there?"
"Bailiffs."
"Shit."
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dedbob wrote:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?

Dave.
Dave who?

Dave can't help but burst into tears at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

This is roughly what happened the last time I saw my Dad alive.

I can joke about it, and did at the time (I have a broad sense of humour, as did he), and had a chuckle at your joke, so I'm not actually offended. But at the same time, there is also a feeling of sadness at the memories evoked.
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Say 'Knock Knock'

Knock Knock.

*blank stare*

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Knock knock
This is Randy Cox, Who's there?
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Never heard of it.
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churchmouse wrote:
This is roughly what happened the last time I saw my Dad alive.

I can joke about it, and did at the time (I have a broad sense of humour, as did he), and had a chuckle at your joke, so I'm not actually offended. But at the same time, there is also a feeling of sadness at the memories evoked.

Glad you can appreciate the humor in such things. My grandmother also suffered from Alzheimer's her last few years. I was in college, working on the weekend, and had to come home because the neighbors called the police about a crazed woman wandering the neighborhood ranting about being kidnapped.

Life is already too depressing to not be able to laugh at these kinds of things.
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Who's there?
Knock Knock.
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My 4 year-old's favorite joke:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupt --
MOOOOOO!
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That is so funny, I tried to tell my wife, but I was laughing too hard.
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casualgod wrote:
My favorite knock knock joke is the one where you ask someone else to start the joke. So, they say "Knock Knock" and you reply "Who's There?" then they just stare confusedly at you. I know, I'm a jerk...soblue


This is my favorite by far, though I once tried to tell it to someone who had grown up overseas and was not familiar with knock-knock jokes. It didn't have nearly the same effect.
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muzzynyc wrote:
My 4 year-old's favorite joke:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupt --
MOOOOOO!


I am particularly fond of the engineering varient of this joke:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Coefficient of Friction
Interrupt--
MU!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nev
Nev Who?
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chewbecca wrote:
muzzynyc wrote:
My 4 year-old's favorite joke:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupt --
MOOOOOO!


I am particularly fond of the engineering varient of this joke:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Coefficient of Friction
Interrupt--
MU!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Psychic-type Legendary Pokemon
Interrupt --
MEW!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Your Radiator
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Inagaddada.

Inagaddada who?

What? No, man, I was just clearing my throat. It's me, Dave.

Dave's not here, man.
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Knock-knock!
...
Opportunity!
...



Judging by the success that this thread is having after my original idea, it's clear again that I missed opportunity knocking.
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Old favorite...


Do you want to here a knock-knock joke?
Sure.
You start.
Okay. Knock-knock.
Who's there?
...
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