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"This is not the daughter you are looking for."
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Most of my 5 yr old's current threats and goof offs involve cutting your head off. Like, "I throw this sword fish at you, and it cuts your head off!!"
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Be happy, my 7 yr old wants to live in a cardboard box under a bridge.
yes I am serious.

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I think mine wants to be Jabba the Hutt. Yesterday he looked at me and said "Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?" Or something like that.
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Phil of Mars wrote:
Be happy, my 7 yr old wants to live in a cardboard box under a bridge.
yes I am serious.



Hey at least it is an achievable goal. Also think of the savings in not having to pay for college.
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Have you had her midichlorian count taken yet?
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Think of all the money you'll save not having to buy fashionable clothes. And really, who can tell if brown robes are dirty anyway?
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If your daughter's career goals do not involve dancing around a brass pole you are a successful parent.

Well done.
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Drew1365 wrote:
blindspot wrote:
Think of all the money you'll save not having to buy fashionable clothes. And really, who can tell if brown robes are dirty anyway?


Anyone can if you stand close enough . . . gulp

Think of it as a Jedi force attack.
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bismarck1871 wrote:
If your daughter's career goals do not involve dancing around a brass pole you are a successful parent.

Well done.


Please, I am currently deciding between naming my unborn daughter either Barbi or Candi. This way she will not have to go through the living hell of coming up with a stage name.
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Drew1365 wrote:
My seven-year-old just told my wife, in confidence, what her career goals are, but my wife had to share this announcement with me anyway: "I want to be a Jedi."

I am . . . kind of . . . proud?



My daughter likes Star Wars but has yet to take the step to enlightenment that your daughter has. I am proud for you.
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Phil of Mars wrote:
Be happy, my 7 yr old wants to live in a cardboard box under a bridge.
yes I am serious.


Oh, they all do when they're young (actually, I wanted to live in a small cave in Maine). He'll grow out of it when he realizes how cramped a cardboard box can be. Then he'll just want to live under the bridge.
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he also wants to write comic books. I told him he could (and probably would) do both at the same time.
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Phil of Mars wrote:
he also wants to write comic books. I told him he could (and probably would) do both at the same time.


That is a goal I can dig!
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Drew1365 wrote:
"I want to be a Jedi."

May I suggest http://www.swtor.com/
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