GeekGold Bonus for All Supporters at year's end: 1000!
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So I'm playing single player to check out the new updates since the server guys haven't updated yet. It gets to be night, but I see a light up on a hill. Ascending, I find a box. I click the box to open it:
You need a Steve Co. Supply Crate Key to open this box.
Proceed to Minecraft store?
And check it out: Minecraft Store
This is awesome, there's all kinds of great stuff you can buy there!
You can buy one key for $3, or you can save some money by buying a pack of 5 keys for only $18.
You can buy a griefer secret identity for $155 and mess up people's stuff anonymously.
You can even spend $494 to get an actual response from the support staff.
Needless to say, my wallet is now empty. Buying is easy, provided if you can handle the velociraptor. Let's all spend all our money!
- Last edited Fri Apr 1, 2011 3:23 pm (Total Number of Edits: 2)
- Posted Fri Apr 1, 2011 3:22 pm
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
Best part is the checkout! More online stores should use the same system.
God messed up and here I am!
It is my firm belief that little puppy dogs named Mr. Poopytime will bring our country together!
I heard the "support staff" upgrade isn't coming for at least another three updates, but if you spend money on it now you're guaranteed to get it when it's available.