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So I'm teaching last night, talking around something or other when I'm alerted to a fault in the Seven-Second Delay editor subroutine. The firewall goes down and there's nothing between what I'm really thinking and a room full of adults:

"I need you to think of your spine as a reticulated, Gigeresque altered-carbon construct that extends out the top of your head into infinity where God can grip it and swing you through shit like a misused golf club."

Cue crickets and blank faces.

"Too much?" I ask.

Somewhere in the back one wiseacre begins a slow, sardonic clap, nodding in mock-approval.

Dammit, I give my all to you people—you're supposed to stand on your desks and cry as you recite these words!
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Unappreciative curs!

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
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HiveGod wrote:
"I need you to think of your spine as a reticulated, Gigeresque altered-carbon construct that extends out the top of your head into infinity where God can grip it and swing you through shit like a misused golf club."


Good lord! What do you teach?!
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CrankyPants wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
"I need you to think of your spine as a reticulated, Gigeresque altered-carbon construct that extends out the top of your head into infinity where God can grip it and swing you through shit like a misused golf club."


Good lord! What do you teach?!


And where, one might add.
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*crickets and blank face*

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It appears that he is a professor of the Time Cube principal:

http://www.timecube.com/

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Samort7 wrote:
It appears that he is a professor of the Time Cube principal:

http://www.timecube.com/


wtf
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HiveGod wrote:
Somewhere in the back one wiseacre begins a slow, sardonic clap, nodding in mock-approval.


Give that man an A and send him home.
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This is how cults get started.
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sisteray wrote:
Samort7 wrote:
It appears that he is a professor of the Time Cube principal:

http://www.timecube.com/


wtf
Follow the link and you will see, it all makes sense! If it doesn't, than that is because you have been educated evil. And you should stop.
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Gola wrote:
This is how cults get started.

Wait, you mean this isn't one?
*quietly removes white robe emblazoned with giant clown and flaming eyeball headdress*
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Wow, I got in at just the right time! When does the Kool-Aid start?
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Sounds like it must by Philosophy of the Damned 101 . . . devil
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Celinashope wrote:
CrankyPants wrote:
HiveGod wrote:
"I need you to think of your spine as a reticulated, Gigeresque altered-carbon construct that extends out the top of your head into infinity where God can grip it and swing you through shit like a misused golf club."


Good lord! What do you teach?!


And where, one might add.


Yeah. What they said.
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What does HiveGod teach?
Craniofacial Ikebana
Puppy & Kitten Appreciation 101
The Poetry of "Rupture"
Comparative Cruelty
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Comparative Cruelty 101 - Sign me up!
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MWChapel wrote:
Comparative Cruelty 101 - Sign me up!

Puppy & Kitten Appreciation is a better fit for the "swung through shit" scenario.
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Artistic facial rearrangement huh. Ikebana is fun.
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So is "Beard Tectonics".
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