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Please do:

salivate freely on ekted's dessert.
"trip" and spill hot soup all over ekted
forget to charge MisterCranky for that late addition to the order
leave your blouse only partially buttoned when you are a cute girl and are planning to lean over MisterCranky
whisper sexy suggestions with warm breath directly in my ear if you're that server from the previous suggestion
leave a tip for me on the nightstand when you leave in the morning if you're still that cute girl from two suggestions ago
not tell your muscular significant other about our sweet interlude
feel free to tell ekted all about it if it's him, because really what's he going to do except complain about it on BGG?
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MisterCranky wrote:
Please do:

salivate freely on ekted's dessert.
"trip" and spill hot soup all over ekted
forget to charge MisterCranky for that late addition to the order
leave your blouse only partially buttoned when you are a cute girl and are planning to lean over MisterCranky
whisper sexy suggestions with warm breath directly in my ear if you're that server from the previous suggestion
leave a tip for me on the nightstand when you leave in the morning if you're still that cute girl from two suggestions ago
not tell your muscular significant other about our sweet interlude
feel free to tell ekted all about it if it's him, because really what's he going to do except complain about it on BGG?


Mister Cranky... what happens when the said 'cute girl' turns out to be a pre-operative fella who finds you absolutely fascinating?

Some young german fella who whispers into your ear that the house specialty is a spicy sausage.
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mbourgeois wrote:
Mister Cranky... what happens when the said 'cute girl' turns out to be a pre-operative fella who finds you absolutely fascinating?

You know MisterCranky's a surgeon, right?

Instead of leaving a tip on the nightstand, he can leave the whole thing.
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kuhrusty wrote:
mbourgeois wrote:
Mister Cranky... what happens when the said 'cute girl' turns out to be a pre-operative fella who finds you absolutely fascinating?

You know MisterCranky's a surgeon, right?

Instead of leaving a tip on the nightstand, he can leave the whole thing.


We talkin' circumcision here?
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kuhrusty wrote:
mbourgeois wrote:
Mister Cranky... what happens when the said 'cute girl' turns out to be a pre-operative fella who finds you absolutely fascinating?

You know MisterCranky's a surgeon, right?


I know that he travels around a lot. I just figured it was him being on the run from a very slow and lazy angry mob or posse.

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mbourgeois wrote:

I know that he travels around a lot. I just figured it was him being on the run from a very slow and lazy angry mob or posse.


Excellent! You've provided me my new euphemism for "Canadians."
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