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One huntsman spider who rather foolishly came down off the walls or ceiling to where...
One kitten, who thinks that spiders are one of the bestest toys evar, can reach said spider

So said kitten was playing with (read menacing) said spider on the floor. The spider would occasionally run away and hide but kitten would find him again (kitten #2 was not as interested, or just wasn't getting a look in due to kitten #1 monopolising the spider.

Anyway kitten and spider were doing there thing on the floor about three or four feet away from me and I was looking at something on our table when I see something out of the corner of my eye.

A spider has landed on the table! I thought to myself what are the chances of their being two spiders in the room at the same time? I looked at the kitten who was searching around on the floor looking for the spider. Ah ha, only one spider, but he had been given a flying lesson by the kitten who hadn't even noticed!

I then took pity on the spider and took him outside outside the reach of the kittehs.
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Anansi once heard that a barrel full of monkeys was fun. So he tried it. At first, there were many amusing sounds, but after an hour or so, nothing much was going on and Anansi was no longer amused.
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Note to self: visit Australia, take kitty for spider security.
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Good lord. If that had happened to me, there's no way I would have been able to recount it without a lot of shrieking and screaming, and a plethora of "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!"s.
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mister lunch wrote:
Note to self: visit Australia, take kitty for spider security.


Note to self. Never, ever visit Australia. If overcome by urge, launch nukes first.
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Chanfan wrote:
mister lunch wrote:
Note to self: visit Australia, take kitty for spider security.


Note to self. Never, ever visit Australia. If overcome by urge, launch nukes first.


But then you have to watch out for giant radioactive spiders.
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thermogimp wrote:
Chanfan wrote:
mister lunch wrote:
Note to self: visit Australia, take kitty for spider security.


Note to self. Never, ever visit Australia. If overcome by urge, launch nukes first.


But then you have to watch out for giant radioactive spiders.

On the plus side they would glow in the dark, so you can see them coming.
On the minus side is the fact that they would have super powers.
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