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A clear case of one-upmanship...

Read all about it, if you dare.
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J.L.Robert wrote:
A clear case of one-upmanship...

Read all about it, if you dare.

She deserves all she gets.
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The couple is apparently going through a divorce.

And if they weren't, then they are now!
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The video editor has a sense of humor. The camera pans to a shot of a cucumber during the story of a severed penis.
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Verkisto wrote:
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The couple is apparently going through a divorce.

And if they weren't, then they are now!

I suspect he may have very good grounds now, lets hope she gets nothing in the settlement.
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slatersteven wrote:
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The couple is apparently going through a divorce.

And if they weren't, then they are now!

I suspect he may have very good grounds now, lets hope she gets nothing in the settlement.

Yeah, but she may try the "He no longer satisfies me in the bedroom" argument.
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Verkisto wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
Verkisto wrote:
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The couple is apparently going through a divorce.

And if they weren't, then they are now!

I suspect he may have very good grounds now, lets hope she gets nothing in the settlement.

Yeah, but she may try the "He no longer satisfies me in the bedroom" argument.



At which point his lawyer says, "and why is that madam?", "is it because you chose to no longer be satisfied?". But in seriousness I think she needs to be identified, after all I don’t want this to happen to me.
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CBS Los Angeles wrote:
...he underwent emergency surgery and is in stable condition.


Notice that the single word most important to all men considering this story was omitted from the article:

Reattached.

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I actually felt bad when I read that he has a good chance of survival.

Poor guy!!!

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EgorjLileli wrote:
I actually felt bad when I read that he has a good chance of survival.

Poor guy!!!

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I have to be honest and say that given the choice of knob or death I would choose knob.
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But in seriousness I think she needs to be identified, after all I don’t want this to happen to me.


Here's the story:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2015587862...
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berserkley wrote:
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But in seriousness I think she needs to be identified, after all I don’t want this to happen to me.


Here's the story:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2015587862...


This was very pre-meditated.
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J.L.Robert wrote:
CBS Los Angeles wrote:
...he underwent emergency surgery and is in stable condition.


Notice that the single word most important to all men considering this story was omitted from the article:

Reattached.

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Well, she did throw it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. I'm no surgeon, but I bet that decrease the likelihood of successful reattachment!
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MeryMer wrote:


Well, she did throw it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. I'm no surgeon, but I bet that decrease the likelihood of successful reattachment!


I here you can fix all kinds of things with that Sugru stuff..
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slatersteven wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
I actually felt bad when I read that he has a good chance of survival.

Poor guy!!!

AWFUL!


I have to be honest and say that given the choice of knob or death I would choose knob.


Well there goes that stereotype out the window!
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gulp Heard this on the radio on the way to work this morning...I literally cringed into my seat. gulp
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Duct tape is supposed to fix everything, right?
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The only way to go now is forward: a complete sex-change operation.
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BigChzy wrote:
MeryMer wrote:


Well, she did throw it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. I'm no surgeon, but I bet that decrease the likelihood of successful reattachment!


I here you can fix all kinds of things with that Sugru stuff..


Can they do a Penis transplant yet?
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mileser wrote:
Duct tape is supposed to fix everything, right?


Only a quack would say that.
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Can they do a Penis transplant yet?


Addadictomy.
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This is the type of story where they should allow for the same sort of mutilation to happen to the wife. Off with her boobs (and err...other smaller stuff). angry
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This is the type of story where they should allow for the same sort of mutilation to happen to the wife. Off with her boobs (and err...other smaller stuff). angry

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You have been chopped.
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