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Daniel Barrett
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Any talented person want to make me a Pictogram for 50GG?

I need a clever pictogram that I can post in my yard that displays my distain for the dogs and dog walkers who let the filthy beasts crap in my yard and don't bother to pick it up. If I can take it camping to post in my camp site even better.

There are hundreds of "no dog pooping" signs available but I don't want to look at something like this everyday.


These just don't send a clear enough message for me.





I want some that conveys a clear message along the lines that if your dog craps in my yard and or campsite, I'm going to cut it, gut it and roast it. It doesn't need to be excessively graphic I just need to send the message.





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Sorry, I can't help. Not only do I not have mad graphics skillz, but I don't believe in punishing an animal because they are owned by inconsiderate jerks.
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(The catapault is a little less bold-black-and-white than I originally had in mind, but I liked the picture.)
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Or maybe you want to go with something like:

FECAL EXCHANGE CENTER

If your animal poops in my yard,

I'll poop in your animal's yard
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Helljin wrote:
These just don't send a clear enough message for me.

Maybe take that sign, and replace the diagonal line with crosshairs.
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How about something shaped
like a gravestone, next to
a small flowerbed, with
the inscription :::::::>
The Last Dog that
Shat in my Yard
is Buried Here
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kuhrusty wrote:
Helljin wrote:
These just don't send a clear enough message for me.

Maybe take that sign, and replace the diagonal line with crosshairs.


I like that. Sort of a "Beware of Sniper" kinda thing. Good one!
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cool username wrote:
Sorry, I can't help. Not only do I not have mad graphics skillz, but I don't believe in punishing an animal because they are owned by inconsiderate jerks.


How is the animal being punished? I guess if it can read I could hurt it's feelings.

No, the message is for the inconsiderate jerks.
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kuhrusty wrote:


Ohhh, I like this one. Didja make it of find it?

Maybe you could put a little fire under it?
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What you gotta do is go down to the army surplus store and get yourself some REAL landmines...
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Helljin wrote:
cool username wrote:
Sorry, I can't help. Not only do I not have mad graphics skillz, but I don't believe in punishing an animal because they are owned by inconsiderate jerks.


How is the animal being punished? I guess if it can read I could hurt it's feelings.

No, the message is for the inconsiderate jerks.


"if your dog craps in my yard and or campsite, I'm going to cut it, gut it and roast it"
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I'd "go" with something like this: "If YOU don't dispose of your 'critter's waste' properly, then I shall-DOWN YOUR THROAT!" gulp
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