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That's right, folks! Yet another creepy pornography-involved day, but a little more disgusting and closer to home. GAH! Why does it haunt me?
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For many people, every day is a creepy pornography-involved day...
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For many people, every day is a creepy pornography-involved day...

Don't make me post the tet-tet's letter!!!

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What the hell do you do?
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The inevitable 'Pix or it didn't happen' post

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Every day is pornography.

It just depends where the camera is pointed.
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Heliconia wrote:
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Nono, no pix involved this time. THIS time I was just trying to do my business in a stall when I hear porn music and moaning coming from the cell phone in the stall next to mine...along with other noises.
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MasterGeek wrote:
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The inevitable 'Pix or it didn't happen' post



Nono, no pix involved this time. THIS time I was just trying to do my business in a stall when I hear porn music and moaning coming from the cell phone in the stall next to mine...along with other noises.


How many feet did you see?
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Geosphere wrote:
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Heliconia wrote:
The inevitable 'Pix or it didn't happen' post



Nono, no pix involved this time. THIS time I was just trying to do my business in a stall when I hear porn music and moaning coming from the cell phone in the stall next to mine...along with other noises.


How many feet did you see?


Heh, just two. The other noises I heard made it pretty obvious there was a single occupant.
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I superglued two of my fingers together. Not sure which of our days was worse.
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MasterGeek wrote:
Heliconia wrote:
The inevitable 'Pix or it didn't happen' post



Nono, no pix involved this time. THIS time I was just trying to do my business in a stall when I hear porn music and moaning coming from the cell phone in the stall next to mine...along with other noises.


To reiterate cold_fuzion's sentiments, what the hell kind of office do you work in?
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scribidinus wrote:
I once super-glued two fingers together. Fortunately, neither of them were mine.

Did said fingers both belong to the same person, though?
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Maybe combining the noises and the superglue story would lighten the mood.
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This ought to cheer you up...

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ZiggyZambo wrote:
MasterGeek wrote:
Heliconia wrote:
The inevitable 'Pix or it didn't happen' post



Nono, no pix involved this time. THIS time I was just trying to do my business in a stall when I hear porn music and moaning coming from the cell phone in the stall next to mine...along with other noises.


To reiterate cold_fuzion's sentiments, what the hell kind of office do you work in?


We build websites, and I'm a website tech. As for the office itself, I love it. You know, until today.
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This ought to cheer you up...



Ah, Ben, you always pop in with just the right post!
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Did the *guy next to you know you were there?

*At least I hope you're here complaining that it's a guy in the next stall.
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Did the *guy next to you know you were there?

*At least I hope you're here complaining that it's a guy in the next stall.


I would assume so. I got there after him, so you'd think he'd have heard the stall door close. And then, when I tried to hurry out, he came out as I was washing my hands, proceeded to NOT wash his hands, and walk out.
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MasterGeek wrote:
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Did the *guy next to you know you were there?

*At least I hope you're here complaining that it's a guy in the next stall.


I would assume so. I got there after him, so you'd think he'd have heard the stall door close. And then, when I tried to hurry out, he came out as I was washing my hands, proceeded to NOT wash his hands, and walk out.

I woulda pulled a Forrest Gump on him.
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I guess it's really no more self-indulgent than taking a newspaper in with you while you're taking a dump.
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I think the right thing to do is make sure your coworkers know proper etiquette. Maybe send this email out companywide:

"I have just made a sign that reads Bathroom Closed Due To Masturbation. It is in my cube. In the future out of consideration of others, please come to my cube and get this sign to hang on the bathroom door before you start masturbating. When you are done, you can return it to me so that the next person will know where to get it. I promise to do the same.

Signed,
Mastergeek"

Edit: Improved sign text.
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I guess I'm getting in touch with my conservative side, but I'll go out on a limb here and say that I think work is for working, not wanking.
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JoshBot wrote:
work is for working, not wanking

Somebody should stitch a sampler of that.
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