"This is a really weird game, and you’ll find that most people will not want to play this."
There's a market research place not far from where I live that'll give you a few bucks to do surveys and such. When my age doesn't mesh with whatever surveys they have available they often declare that I have gotten older or younger in the last few moments so I can do the survey anyway.I always got the same vibe from the market research place in the mall when I was a young buck. They would hire kids who clearly didn't give a fuck about the questions they were supposed to ask, so we would all have fun with it. I walked into the "screening room" (conference room with a 13" tv and a VCR attached) and there would be people swordfighting on the card tables and literally hanging from the walls. If I wanted a good time, I always said Yes to the survey people.