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Subject: A new alien for Cosmic Encounter rss

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Skeeve Yoshikawa
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As I was taking my son to work, we were cracking Chuck Norris jokes,
then it occured to us to write him up as an alien for CE.

Chuck Norris ninja

Power--Destroys Planets with his supremely powerful Roundhouse Kick!

Chuck Norris is represented by 1 ship.
Chuck Norris cannot die or otherwise go to the warp.
Chuck Norris is not controlled by the destiny deck, he controls it!
Chuck Norris does not need to draw the cards, he has them all.
Chuck Norris does not need allies. Although others may ally against him.
Chuck Norris cannot be negotiated with and will not give compensation.

To play Chuck Norris, you will need a unique ship or counter to represent him.
Chuck Norris treats all destiny cards as *WILD*.
You will have to make a chart of ALL the numbered attack cards in the deck.
Chuck Norris will simply check off the attack cards he plays.
If Chuck Norris loses a battle his turn ends.
Chuck Norris can only make a second attack if he wins the first attack.
If Chuck Norris wins a battle that planet is removed from the game and all ships on it go to the warp.
Chuck Norris will NEVER negotiate and if a player tries to negotiate with Chuck, that player does not draw compensation.

Chuck Norris's power can be zapped, but only if the zapping player verbally announces that he is Bruce Lee!

Chuck Norris will WIN the game and establish his power over all the cosmos if he destroys 60% of all the planets in play!
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Big Head Zach
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I would choose Loser or Trickster to play against him.
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so chuck can play any card he chooses on his turn but only once per game? Hmm... cool...ish....

Chuck Norris has no hand, and thus no one can swipe any cards from him? Cool.

so what happens if Chuck is defending? Does the attacker choose a planet as usual then have chuck defend the planet?
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Skeeve Yoshikawa
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marhawkman wrote:
so chuck can play any card he chooses on his turn but only once per game? Hmm... cool...ish....

Chuck Norris has no hand, and thus no one can swipe any cards from him? Cool.

so what happens if Chuck is defending? Does the attacker choose a planet as usual then have chuck defend the planet?


Chuck Norris doesn't control any planets, so he doesn't need to defend!!
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Ah, so it's one of those extra-alien things.
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If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cries of strange birds and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you?
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If he destroys planets when he wins battles, how does he get foreign colonies? For that matter, can anyone reduce the number of foreign colonies he has?
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He doesn't get foreign colonies. He wins by destroying planets.
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