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After playing the base game over and over we have always found that as soon as Father Joe gets the chainsaw and then has faith played on him, he is pretty much unstoppable. From this we have conceived the greatest B-Grade movie idea ever, Chainsaw Priest!!!

"It's time to protect my flock" *revs chainsaw*
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viperthejedi wrote:
After playing the base game over and over we have always found that as soon as Father Joe gets the chainsaw and then has faith played on him, he is pretty much unstoppable. From this we have conceived the greatest B-Grade movie idea ever, Chainsaw Priest!!!

"It's time to protect my flock" *revs chainsaw*

That is amazing. Almost as amazing as the movie "Nude Nuns with Big Guns".
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"When hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth?, well there is no vacancy here either" *revs chainsaw*
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"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, oh wait that's Pulp Fiction" *revs chainsaw anyway*
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"Forgive me father, for I am about to sin... like hell!" *revs chainsaw"
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In america, this movie is called Dead Alive, by Peter Jackson. This is a great scene. Maybe not a chainsaw, but damn it, this happened:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI
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"I kick ass for the Lord"
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Yep picture Braindead Priest but 100 times better and for a whole movie. He won't have a shitty Kiwi accent either.
 
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We didn't quite get Chainsaw Priest tonight but we came close. I had the priest in the Escape in the Truck game and he had the wielding torch and baseball bat. Because I was wanting to draw the zombies away from the truck for the other players to get to it I went to sacrifice myself by pulling 8 zombies on to me the next turn.

We decided that this would be the ending to our B-Grade movie "Chainsaw Priest". He would sacrifice himself to take out the hoard of zombies and his chainsaw wouldn't start. He would start to pray as he revved the saw. "Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name." *revs* No Luck. "Your kingdom come, your will be done" *rev* Still no luck.. "on earth as it is in heaven." *rev and chainsaw starts*. "Fuck yeah!" Slashes at the screen and fade to black.
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corkysru wrote:
viperthejedi wrote:
After playing the base game over and over we have always found that as soon as Father Joe gets the chainsaw and then has faith played on him, he is pretty much unstoppable. From this we have conceived the greatest B-Grade movie idea ever, Chainsaw Priest!!!

"It's time to protect my flock" *revs chainsaw*

That is amazing. Almost as amazing as the movie "Nude Nuns with Big Guns".


We're in the process of writing a script to make a faux trailer for this movie idea. Any help anyone has to help us get this done would be awesome. Ideas, techniques etc.
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Sounds like a mix between Hobo with a Shotgun and Night of the Living Dead. Awesome!
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How is that going?

viperthejedi wrote:
corkysru wrote:
viperthejedi wrote:
After playing the base game over and over we have always found that as soon as Father Joe gets the chainsaw and then has faith played on him, he is pretty much unstoppable. From this we have conceived the greatest B-Grade movie idea ever, Chainsaw Priest!!!

"It's time to protect my flock" *revs chainsaw*

That is amazing. Almost as amazing as the movie "Nude Nuns with Big Guns".


We're in the process of writing a script to make a faux trailer for this movie idea. Any help anyone has to help us get this done would be awesome. Ideas, techniques etc.
 
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Jackshoku wrote:
"I kick ass for the Lord"


you forgot the:
*revs chainsaw*
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I'll say it for him!!!

"I kick ass for the Lord." (revs chainsaw)

TyphonInc wrote:
Jackshoku wrote:
"I kick ass for the Lord"


you forgot the:
*revs chainsaw*
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"Revelatons 20:14 - The Lake of Fire will be your Second Death!" *Revs Chainsaw*
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