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Found a better copy of this:

IF WORLD WAR II HAD BEEN FOUGHT ON-LINE:
-complete version-


*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Hitler[AoE]: yah choose totalstate next time, democracy’s lame.
Stalin: right
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: f**k Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got fk to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: haha n00bs. know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do fk til rosevelt gives me an army
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
Roosevelt: soory limey, Congress not activated yet, have some destroyerz
Hitler[AoE]:LOL democracy SO lame
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Churchill: he wasnt even elim, what a wuss
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis later, k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u]:
Hitler[AoE]: wtf america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Roosevelt: that’s domocracy, not so lame
Churchill: lol soon no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o f**k i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right f**ker im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun SOB
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
T0J0: u shut up ducebag, u r dead
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
benny~tow: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES HOLY SH1T I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh1t! holy sh1t! hoyl s1ht!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull f**k u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for f**k
Churchill: where were u with ToJo?
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t! all glory is fleetin
*paTTon has left the game.*
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I would have lost the war. I don't do well with online or video games. shake
 
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I've seen variations of this posted here half a dozen times over the years. Here's the first couple I found with a quick search:

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/article/3278071#3278071
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/article/5282010#5282010
 
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Me too, this one looks best.
 
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The American players should have joined the game much, much later.
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HamsterOfFury wrote:
The American players should have joined the game much, much later.


Agree!!!
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Robin_Goodfellow wrote:
HamsterOfFury wrote:
The American players should have joined the game much, much later.


Agree!!!


And Benny should not have outlasted him.
 
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The "Luftwaffle" line always gets me.
 
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illustrated (and fairly well timed out):

http://www.internetseriousbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03...
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slatersteven wrote:
Robin_Goodfellow wrote:
HamsterOfFury wrote:
The American players should have joined the game much, much later.


Agree!!!


And Benny should not have outlasted him.


I liked it for that; these games often have subordinate commanders. Seems only USA had them in this game , no Monty, or Rommel, or that Irish general Tim O'Shenko (joke). But a game could happen like that.

Note that the usa subs could not do anything till their commander fdr gave them armies.

As for benny, players often hang around and chat after they are eliminated. Benny the Moose was deposed in '43, but hung around till '45; again I don't see a problem.

One thing puzzles me what does this mean?
Churchill: gg noobs no re

Is he trying to say something like '(g) (g) noobs no more'?
 
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I think he means, good game, no really.
 
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ralpher wrote:
I think he means, good game, no really.


It's "Good game, newbies. No rematch."
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Thanks, been wondering about that! Does he say 'no rematch' to indicate that the noobs are now good enough that they don't need a revenge game? Or what?

Something else I forgot to add; why does the hitler player have the tag
'Hitler[AoE]:' Who or what is AoE? (I'm not up on leettalk).
 
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He's in the "Axis of Evil" guild.
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Wouldn't it had been pretty short?
"kekeke ^^ gg!"

Or whatever. south Korea wins regardless.
 
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FrankLJ wrote:
Thanks, been wondering about that! Does he say 'no rematch' to indicate that the noobs are now good enough that they don't need a revenge game? Or what?


No, it's rude smack-talk. It assumes that the defeated parties are about to demand a rematch, and nips that in the bud by telling them, "Sorry, you aren't good enough to be worth my time."
 
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aliquis wrote:
Wouldn't it had been pretty short?
"kekeke ^^ gg!"

Or whatever. south Korea wins regardless.


???
 
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