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OK - it really wasn't her fault. She is sick and crawled into bed with me and the wife yesterday and she fell asleep in front of me while we were snuggling. She pees the bed, pees on me, and she happened to be sitting on my phone.

It still turned on, and was semi-functional, but you couldn't hear anything on phone calls, or speak into it without the voice being garbled. I was fine with having no phone for awhile, but the pregnant wife said I couldn't be "off the grid" for even a day. Off to the Verizon store we went and I am now the owner of a brand new Droid Bionic.

Fun phone, but I wish I still had my old one.
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Could have been worse, Lance. I could have peed on your phone.
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stormseeker75 wrote:
Could have been worse, Lance. I could have peed on your phone.


That sounds like a BGG.CON love connection to me!
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Should have put your old phone in a bowl of rice for a while. That would take all the liquid out of the phone (and hopefully the other parts from her pee too gulp)
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I've got the Droid Bionic too. I'm loving it. It's a huge step up over my old enV Touch.
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You must have the new Iloo

http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/itoilet.html
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UndeadViking wrote:
stormseeker75 wrote:
Could have been worse, Lance. I could have peed on your phone.


That sounds like a BGG.CON love connection to me!

Does this mean you're going to BGG.con?!
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dshortdesign wrote:
UndeadViking wrote:
stormseeker75 wrote:
Could have been worse, Lance. I could have peed on your phone.


That sounds like a BGG.CON love connection to me!

Does this mean you're going to BGG.con?!


No conventions this year sadly - new baby and all that.
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UndeadViking wrote:
dshortdesign wrote:
UndeadViking wrote:
stormseeker75 wrote:
Could have been worse, Lance. I could have peed on your phone.


That sounds like a BGG.CON love connection to me!

Does this mean you're going to BGG.con?!


No conventions this year sadly - new baby and all that.


That makes sense... which is why I was shocked. You are off the hook this year, but I fully expect to be saving a seat for you at both GenCon and BGG.con next year!
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dshortdesign wrote:
UndeadViking wrote:
dshortdesign wrote:
UndeadViking wrote:
stormseeker75 wrote:
Could have been worse, Lance. I could have peed on your phone.


That sounds like a BGG.CON love connection to me!

Does this mean you're going to BGG.con?!


No conventions this year sadly - new baby and all that.


That makes sense... which is why I was shocked. You are off the hook this year, but I fully expect to be saving a seat for you at both GenCon and BGG.con next year!


GenCon - 75% chance
BGG.CON - 60% chance

That's the way it looks like it will shake out.
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Been there. Not pee, but I have been puked on. Luckily I have a strong constitution. Welcome to Droid land. I resisted but gave in. Heck, I am posting from work and the bathroom right now! Two things I couldn't do 4 month ago!
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Hmm...

UndeadViking wrote:
GenCon - 75% 100% chance
BGG.CON - 60% 110% chance


...ahh... that's better.
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Wow, they have apps for everything, although I'm afraid to investigate further...

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In general protest one day, one of my cats decided to pee in my toaster. This was not immediately noticed until someone tried to make toast.

The smell of burning cat pee is something I will never forget...

So, later that morning my mom and I were going out on our weekly errands and gossip run and I mentioned that a new toaster was on my list and why. She had noticed the lingering odor, too.

Being a child of the Great Depression, she very seriously looked at me and said: "I am sure you can just wash it off. If you let it dry for a few days it won't even be a fire hazard."

I am sorry to say that I simply burst out laughing.

A new toaster was inaugurated the next morning.

-Helen
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hholzgrafe wrote:
In general protest one day, one of my cats decided to pee in my toaster. This was not immediately noticed until someone tried to make toast.

The smell of burning cat pee is something I will never forget...

So, later that morning my mom and I were going out on our weekly errands and gossip run and I mentioned that a new toaster was on my list and why. She had noticed the lingering odor, too.

Being a child of the Great Depression, she very seriously looked at me and said: "I am sure you can just wash it off. If you let it dry for a few days it won't even be a fire hazard."

I am sorry to say that I simply burst out laughing.

A new toaster was inaugurated the next morning.

-Helen


I had a cat who decided to use the stove-top as his litter-box once. I couldn't exactly afford a new stove, and it was old enough that a replacement burner wasn't available. I cleaned it as best as I could and avoided using that burner for as long as I lived in that house.
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Exposure to the bodily fluids (and other effluvia) from your children is just Another Part of the Job of being a Dad.
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i have never myself had the joy of being peed on or pooped on
i have endured many a puke fest all over me
as for cell phone i only have one because my dad does not use his after he passed away
just a plain ole flip phone
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Since I recently washed my phone with a load of nappies, I feel your pain. Quite liked the old phone-- the new one not so much.
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My daughter (13 mos) crapped on my tie (yes, while i was wearing it) at my sisters wedding two weeks ago. Not trying to one up ya though. I think yours was worse.
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I've been peed on. We'd pulled into a service station. My wife filled up the car and went inside to pay. I was tasked with changing our little daughter, which proceeded without mishap. When my wife came out, she just stopped and looked at us. I looked down to see what she was staring at. My adorable daughter, whom I'd been holding tucked against my side, had somehow contrived to pee past her nappy (subsequently found to still be fastened correctly), clear out the leg of her baggy shorts (subsequently found to be bone dry) and onto my jeans.
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I had to check this thread to see if the daughter in question was something like 32.

I stand relieved. And so does your daughter.
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Could be worse.

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So your phone was in the bed? In the bed? In case your body parts needed to make a call while you were asleep?
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