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The Kelvis
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/tag/2672312946.html

I didn't know quite where to put this gem I found... I'm sure I'll be castigated for it, but I just wanted to share.

-k.
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That does sound God Dam simple!
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Dam

Noun:

i) A barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, the resulting reservoir being used in the generation of electricity or as...
ii) The female parent of an animal, esp. a domestic mammal.
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Nice chair, though.
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Dam

1.device used to block water
2.mothers against dyslexia
3.common misspelling of damn
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I am guessing this is a game night that didn't go well, considering the owner won't come back and pick up their games.

From his language attitude, I can see why it probably ended poorly.
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Do you think he would be upset if the chair was taken too, er...I mean the dam chair.
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Apparently spelling damn is not so simple
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I hope everyone involved in what was apparently a disastrous game night is still alive zombie
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1. Games on a lawn chair.
2. ???
3. God Dam Simple!
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I wonder if it is his room mate that is the gamer.

riddlen wrote:
Apparently spelling damn is not so simple
So far this week on BGG I have seen the following in posts titles:

'sujestion' by a school teacher, and

'edjuctional' by someone wanting to learn about history.

'MOAR' (instead of 'more')

Is spelling really that difficult?
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MusicToEat wrote:

2.mothers against dyslexia


now THAT is DAM funny!
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I was expecting games about the construction of the Panama Canal or Hoover Dam, not these.

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martimer wrote:

'MOAR' (instead of 'more')

Is spelling really that difficult?


Welcome to internet memes, sir.

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That's awesome.

I suggest everyone in the Seattle area drive over to his place and leave a few games in his chair.
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Septyn wrote:
martimer wrote:

'MOAR' (instead of 'more')

Is spelling really that difficult?


Welcome to internet memes, sir.



They iz fun!!1
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Sam and Max wrote:
That's awesome.

I suggest everyone in the Seattle area drive over to his place and leave a few games in his chair.


I am VERY tempted. If only to see their next Craigslist post...

-k.
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martimer wrote:
I wonder if it is his room mate that is the gamer.

riddlen wrote:
Apparently spelling damn is not so simple
So far this week on BGG I have seen the following in posts titles:

'sujestion' by a school teacher, and

'edjuctional' by someone wanting to learn about history.

'MOAR' (instead of 'more')

Is spelling really that difficult?

Also becoming quite popular is:
Where when it should be were.
Payed when it should be paid.

It is like fingernails on a blackboard to me when I see those kind of things.

EDIT:
Just saw one I had forgotten about - Add when it should be ad. There is only one "d" in advertisement...
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Loose instead of lose.
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Think I played with that guy. I ate up all his dam chips and took back my dam beer.
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Sam and Max wrote:
That's awesome.

I suggest everyone in the Seattle area drive over to his place and leave a few games in his chair.


I'm surprise he's not giving away euros. Everyone else seems to donate those there.
 
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laugh that was hilarious. Even more so after I read it aloud to my wife.
 
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bigloo33 wrote:
Think I played with that guy. I ate up all his dam chips and took back my dam beer.


God Dam you, Ken.

YOU MAGGOT!zombie
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The Kelvis wrote:
bigloo33 wrote:
Think I played with that guy. I ate up all his dam chips and took back my dam beer.


God Dam you, Ken.

YOU MAGGOT!zombie


Roll your age biznitch!! Chosen one, my dam ass!
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I 2nd burning the God Dam (never heard of the publisher before) games and taking the chair. (The first nomination goes to the first person who thought it,,,you know who you are.)
 
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