So how many accidents will result from the use of these slippers? I mean they're so much fun the kids will be looking down at them while they're walking..........BAM.......that was the doorjamb. POW.........OUCH!.. that was the dining room table.
There are 10 types of people-- those who understand binary, and those who don't.
"Timmy, come sit in grandma's lap and let me help show you how to get Sir One-Eyed Monster to pop out!"
You likely have no idea what I'm talking about, but my favorite SNL sketch, from back in the really early days of the show, was when Buck Henry played a creepy uncle, visiting his nieces:
"Girls! I brought you candy bars!" "Where are they?" "In my pockets!"
The two girls reach around, deep in his pockets, while he makes odd facial movements. One of the girls pulls out a chocolate bar, and announces: "I found an Almond Joy!" Buck replies, "Keep looking. You haven't found the Mounds".