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A funny look at idiocy.

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Not sure I buy it. "Bennett"'s a little too conveniently stupid. Pretty funny stuff, though.
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Not fake, but constructed as entertainment. Kansas City's own Mac Lethal -p- Also known as the Pancake Rapper --> http://www.webpronews.com/texts-from-bennett-pancake-rapper-...

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skelebone wrote:

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Ack! He's using a metal spatula on a non-stick pan. I guess he's made of money?
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Sinister Dexter wrote:
skelebone wrote:

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Ack! He's using a metal spatula on a non-stick pan. I guess he's made of money?


And likes teflon with his pancakes?
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I know if I had a Native American girlfriend, I wouldn't bring her to Thanksgiving dinner. That'd be like seeing fireworks on the 4th of July with my French girlfriend. I mean, come ON!
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What is so funny about that tumblr blog? I read it and think that if it is fake it is not funny... if it is real then it is sad.
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ColdFrog wrote:
I know if I had a Native American girlfriend, I wouldn't bring her to Thanksgiving dinner. That'd be like seeing fireworks on the 4th of July with my French girlfriend. I mean, come ON!


You could tell your family the French chick is Canadian...
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Ah! it took me a minute but now I know who it makes me think of.

J Roc...



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ColdFrog wrote:
I know if I had a Native American girlfriend, I wouldn't bring her to Thanksgiving dinner. That'd be like seeing fireworks on the 4th of July with my French girlfriend. I mean, come ON!


Considering the French actually helped us win the Revolutionary War and gain our independence from Britain I cant possibly see why viewing 4th of July Fireworks with a French girl would be any sort of issue? Perhaps you mean British girlfriend in this scenario?

AvidHunter wrote:
Ah! it took me a minute but now I know who it makes me think of.

J Roc...





Good call indeed! I need to start watching TPB's over again!
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