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Subject: Playing Risk Legacy made me lose my friends *No Spoilers rss

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Brad Minnigh
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I named cities and tore up some cards
While playing Risk Legacy today
I sharpied the board and conquered the horde
Loving each step of the way

The game was done, a week had gone by
We weren't playing Risk Legacy
"Big deal", says I, "Any game I'll try"
Be it Euro, board, or CCG.

Dominion was first, a deck building game
And soon, the game went fast
I sharpied a Duchie and ripped up a Smithy
My friends sat there aghast

"What are you doing?!" They screamed at me
"You've ruined our favorite game!"
"What's the deal?", I say, "This is how you play
Risk Legacy. It's all the same".

They forgave me this time, and picked something different
"Heroscape!", they stood up to cheer.
I melted the Orcs, and those mini dorks
Could do nothing at me but sneer.

We tried Agricola, Bang!, and Settlers
But the result was always the same
Broke pieces for most, burnt cards to toast
Honestly the games got lame.

So now I sit, alone at my house
With no friends to play with, you see?
I cannot be blamed, I tell you I'm framed
By that cursed, Risk Legacy.
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Re: Playing Risk Legacy made me lose my friends
I'd love to read that poem or what it is, but I'm so afraid of spoilers that I don't dare to.
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Re: Playing Risk Legacy made me lose my friends
Zwecklos wrote:
I'd love to read that poem or what it is, but I'm so afraid of spoilers that I don't dare to.


No spoilers in there, don't worry.
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Enjoyed the poem, and the idea of carying the fun of Risk Legacy to other games as well...thankfully I have enough self control to keep the sharpie to the RL board.

Thanks for the smile.
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Not bad. You've earned yourself an avatar.
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happyjosiah wrote:
Not bad. You've earned yourself an avatar.


Ah yes, so I have. Cool. Thanks everyone!
 
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