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Is there a PDF of these cards for print and play? If not, can someone upload the card list so we can make them ourselves?
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I would be interested to know if this list is complete and accurate.


He who controls __________ controls the world.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of __________ has denied your request for __________.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _______.
Science will never explain the origin of _________.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ________.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _______.
An international tribunal has found _________ guilty of __________.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to ______ is a basic human right.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _________.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only his ______ and his wits.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
In the distant future, historians will agree that _________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
In a pinch, ______________ can be a suitable substitute for _____________.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _________ against ________.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for ___________!
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?


A big black dick.
A beached whale.
A bloody pacifier.
A crappy little hand.
A low standard of living.
A nuanced critique.
Panty raids.
A passionate Latino lover.
A rival dojo.
A web of lies.
A woman scorned.
Appreciative snapping.
Neil Patrick Harris.
Beating your wives.
Being a dinosaur.
Bosnian chicken farmers.
Nubile slave boys.
Coughing into a vagina.
Suicidal thoughts.
Dancing with a broom.
Deflowering a princess.
Dorito breath.
Eating an albino.
Enormous Scandinavian women.
Fabricating statistics.
Finding a skeleton.
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
George Clooney's musk.
Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
Getting in her pants, politely.
Gladiatorial combat.
Good grammar.
Historical revisionism.
Insatiable blood lust.
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Just the tip.
Mad hacky-sack skills.
Leveling up.
Literally eating shit.
Making the penises kiss.
Media coverage.
Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.
Moral ambiguity.
My machete.
One thousand Slim Jims.
Ominous background music.
Overpowering your father.
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
Quivering jowls.
Revenge fucking.
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
Santa Claus.
Scrotum tickling.
Sexual humiliation.
Sexy Siamese twins.
Slow motion.
Space muffins.
Statistically validated stereotypes.
Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
The boners of the elderly.
The economy.
The Fanta girls.
The Gulags.
The harsh day of light.
The hiccups.
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
The four arms of Vishnu.
Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
Tripping balls.
Words, words, words.
Zeus's sexual appetites.
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Any leads on the card list for Second Expansion? I'm in too deep with my customized cards!
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