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Amy Wiles
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Pretty tough talk for a plush toy.

Or is this a result of the yogurt?

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jrbentley wrote:
Pretty tough talk for a plush toy.

Or is this a result of the yogurt?



What are you talking about, that is the yogurt she didn't eat.
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Yesterday, in the bowels of the cyclopean science building, as I was composing the very essence of the foetid manuscript that would be the syllabi that I would soon force upon my unsuspecting pupils, I required sustenance. There are few who have enough madness to darken the doors of the building when class is not in session, and thus I found myself alone with the indescribable refrigerator residing in the faculty kitchen. The kitchen, as are most tenebrous rooms in the building, was once a small laboratory, only reachable by first entering a larger laboratory. From the squamous box containing chilled food, I heard my name called low. I slowly, carefully, opened the non-Euclidean white door. The eldritch yoghourt sprung forth from within, bidding me eat it. I stuck my spoon into the undulating mass, and consumed it. Last night I had terrible, unmentionable dreams. Today, I am back in the building, hiding in my office. I feel the madness soon will overtake me. This may be the last thing I post. I hear scratching at my office door! It calls! To the window! The window!


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One of my 2012 resolutions was to not attend any funerals for yogurt induced madness victims.

Looks like one resolution down the drain already.
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As grey traces of dawn tinge the eastern sky, the three travellers, men of Willowdale, emerge from the forest's shadow. Fording the river, they turn south, journeying into the dark and forbidding lands of The Necromancer...
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amwiles wrote:
I stuck my spoon into the ululating mass, and consumed it.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Was you maiden name Derleth? Did they call your dad Augie?
And bravo for surrendering to the secret whispers of your inner sesquipedalian nature!
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I enjoy that Great Old Ones conveniently hole punch their menacing messages for easy binder storage.
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amwiles wrote:
To the window! The window!


Joke's on you. The window in your office doesn't open.
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jrbentley wrote:
Pretty tough talk for a plush toy.

Or is this a result of the yogurt?




Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa: Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.


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Draw Encounter Card. "You've run across an unnameable horror. Lose all Sanity points".

Damn!
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I love these play-on-99% jokes. Keep them coming.
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