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Paul Newman was born in Ohio.

UNQUALIFIED.
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FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG IN SALSA.

(We will ignore the fact that, botanically, both peppers and tomatoes are fruits.)
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jeffwiles wrote:
FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG IN SALSA.

(We will ignore the fact that, botanically, both peppers and tomatoes are fruits.)


There's a mango salsa I pick up at a wholesale club that is pretty tasty.
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Any salsa labeled "medium" is a joke. So, the one word review: Joke.
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mmm... Newman's Salsa!

Anyone who disses Paul Newman's salsa spends a night in the box.
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Vinegarlicious!


I may have eaten some for breakfast this morning.
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MisterCranky wrote:
Any salsa labeled "medium" is a joke. So, the one word review: Joke.


How about "Not as Hot"? But let me tell you that this is probably still too hot for you.

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MWChapel wrote:
MisterCranky wrote:
Any salsa labeled "medium" is a joke. So, the one word review: Joke.


How about "Not as Hot"? But let me tell you that this is probably still too hot for you.



I'll tell you what, Mike. Next time we're both at BGG.CON, you bring whatever peppers/salsas/hot sauce you think is too hot for me that you regularly consume, and I'll bring the one that I think is too hot for you that I regularly consume. We can give both a try and see who's got fewer p-receptors at this stage in his life.
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MisterCranky wrote:

I'll tell you what, Mike. Next time we're both at BGG.CON, you bring whatever peppers/salsas/hot sauce you think is too hot for me that you regularly consume, and I'll bring the one that I think is too hot for you that I regularly consume. We can give both a try and see who's got fewer p-receptors at this stage in his life.


You got it, Pennsylvania!
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I want in on this Nuclear-Hot-Death-By-Salsa-O-Rama, boys.
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Proleary wrote:
mmm... Newman's Salsa!

Anyone who disses Paul Newman's salsa spends a night in the box.

Says the guy from New Jersey...
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MWChapel wrote:
MisterCranky wrote:

I'll tell you what, Mike. Next time we're both at BGG.CON, you bring whatever peppers/salsas/hot sauce you think is too hot for me that you regularly consume, and I'll bring the one that I think is too hot for you that I regularly consume. We can give both a try and see who's got fewer p-receptors at this stage in his life.


You got it, Pennsylvania!

Oh boy, a penis measuring contest between my favorite two curmudgeons!
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MWChapel wrote:
MisterCranky wrote:

I'll tell you what, Mike. Next time we're both at BGG.CON, you bring whatever peppers/salsas/hot sauce you think is too hot for me that you regularly consume, and I'll bring the one that I think is too hot for you that I regularly consume. We can give both a try and see who's got fewer p-receptors at this stage in his life.


You got it, Pennsylvania!


This I got to see.

I'll be sure to bring a camera so that that moment can be shown to all of the world.

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rdonato926 wrote:


Yummy!


SEEING HIM IN THAT IS LIKE LOOKING AT ELI WALLACH, BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD SALSA. AND JUST TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS:
MY GRANDFATHER GRINDS HIS OWN IN A SPECIAL SALSA METATE. IT IS BASICALLY BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU WILL EVER PUT ON A TACO
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also, he's 2x the Mexican I am (I am half)
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paul newman? really? how does this guy have a food line.
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riddlen wrote:
paul newman? really? how does this guy have a food line.


Are people really ignorant of the Newman's Own Foundation? Is this just a regional thing? I had always assumed it was national ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newman's_Own
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MWChapel wrote:
MisterCranky wrote:

I'll tell you what, Mike. Next time we're both at BGG.CON, you bring whatever peppers/salsas/hot sauce you think is too hot for me that you regularly consume, and I'll bring the one that I think is too hot for you that I regularly consume. We can give both a try and see who's got fewer p-receptors at this stage in his life.


You got it, Pennsylvania!


That's "California," to you. Don't ever mistake my locale for my upbringing!
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I always thought Newman's Own salsa was fine. It's not too hot and plenty chunky.
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Leezer wrote:

Oh boy, a penis measuring contest between my favorite two curmudgeons!


You measure your penis with peppers? What's the biggest one you could cover? Bird's Eye? Black Pearl?? I just eat the things, I don't rub them on my genitals. Freaky!!
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MWChapel wrote:
MisterCranky wrote:

I'll tell you what, Mike. Next time we're both at BGG.CON, you bring whatever peppers/salsas/hot sauce you think is too hot for me that you regularly consume, and I'll bring the one that I think is too hot for you that I regularly consume. We can give both a try and see who's got fewer p-receptors at this stage in his life.


You got it, Pennsylvania!


This sounds like delicious fun! Sadie's "Hot" should be the opener, tho. Yum!
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