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Chris Tannhauser
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9 January 2012, 4:18 pm, San Diego CA
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I for one welcome our new Christmas Tree Zombie Overlords.

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Good that you ran it over a couple of times. Gotta show those trees who's boss.
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Thank you for not taking up a whole parking space with your tree.
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HiveGod wrote:

9 January 2012, 4:18 pm, San Diego CA


Detectives today scoured the a quiet neighborhood on the city's East Side today looking for a murderer of the popular Western holiday known as "Christmas."

The police say that they recieved a call to the 3300 block of Maple in Upper Gate Hills at approximately 8 o'clock this morning and found 2012 year-old Christmas sprawled dead in the street. Although there were no witnesses, police lieutenant Scott Johnson said that he hoped some would come forward. "In a case where someone is as beloved as Christmas is, we would hope that we could find someone who knows something about this that would enable us to bring this case to a quick conclusion."

Christmas is no stranger to violence. In recent years, she was the subject of a kidnapping attempt by local criminal figure "The Grinch" and involved in a violent domestic violence incident with local businessman Ebeneezer Scrooge who attempted to smother her after an altercation.

There is no word from police as of yet as to whether she was in fact yet another victim of the so-called "War on Christmas."

If you have any information, please contact CRIMESTOPPERS. The American Chamber of Commerce has offered at 12.5 billion dollar reward.

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Christmas is dead and decomposing in a ditch for everybody to see.
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fire hazard!!
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HiveGod wrote:
9 January 2012, 4:18 pm, San Diego CA

Yeah, well, what killed Christmas for me were the rough sketches I did for this thread.

They were a terrible idea, and no, I'm not posting them; I'm trying to forget them.
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Do people in the US never get properly drunk? You see something lying in a gutter one morning and you have to assume that it's dead? shake
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You put a tree in a recycling bin? Shame!
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"...And no one cares.
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The first Mrs Sexby used to put that record on every January. And then make me read out loud from the old, mouldy Arabic book she kept in the cellar. And then, you know...do things to me. Before THEY came.

Why doe's Christmas have to end, mummy?
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