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Went to a small little get together tonight with my wife's co-workers. We're standing around chatting and one of my wife's co-worker's husbands humorously makes the cornball comment that his wife is the wind beneath his wings. I have no idea where in my mind the next words that came out of my mouth came from but I replied that my wife was the "break of my wind".

According to my wife I am no longer allowed to meet her co-workers.
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Couldn't you say something to clear the air?
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So what you are saying is an Ill Wind is blowing between you right now?
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Shame you weren't "let off" with it and just as well you didn't follow through.
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Perhaps you could buy her something nice as an apology. I'd reccomend against a Dutch Oven.
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On my first date wife my wife (32 years ago) she took me to some of her friends for dinner. They served french onion soup and I had the worst gaseous experience of my life. No details needed.

I never saw those friends again.
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Orangemoose wrote:
On my first date wife my wife (32 years ago) she took me to some of her friends for dinner. They served french onion soup and I had the worst gaseous experience of my life. No details needed.

I never saw those friends again.


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For whom the bum tolls, it tolls for thee.
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Geez, can someone open a window here or light a match or something?
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I like to go to those things and when people ask who I am there with, I say, "Oh, Diana, she's my first wife."
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Yeah, I'm not really seeing the down side to this experience. I've used similar tactics to be "excused" from family events, as well.
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Your first mistake was being born with a penis. In the eyes of a wife, that makes you automatically a liability. Your second mistake was opening your mouth and not saying something like "Yes, dear". Wives like to hear that.

However, I think that going out and buying your wife a dutch oven as an apology gift would be wickedly clever...assuming she gets the joke and hasn't had her funny bone removed.
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You know, we are probably all on MrsMrbeankc's "Punch in the face list" now. I would be extremely interested in her reaction to this thread however. Wonder if she was aghast or not.
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Ya, that is a complete win. Grats.
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He's done worse.

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mrbeankc wrote:
He's done worse.

Mrsbeankc


Details, please. I've got plenty of time to read.
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You should have farted while you said it.
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You should have farted while you said it.


that would have been epic.
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Phil of Mars wrote:
I like to go to those things and when people ask who I am there with, I say, "Oh, Diana, she's my first wife."


That's what is known as a "self-fulfilling prophecy".

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gamedog wrote:
Phil of Mars wrote:
I like to go to those things and when people ask who I am there with, I say, "Oh, Diana, she's my first wife."


That's what is known as a "self-fulfilling prophecy".



My younger brother used to say this at parties. He's been single for 15 years.
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My wife and I have been married for 8 years, it feels like 8 minutes...











...under water.

-DK
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DKahnt wrote:
My wife and I have been married for 8 years, it feels like 8 minutes...











...under water.

-DK


You are one brave soul, my friend.
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DKahnt wrote:
My wife and I have been married for 8 years, it feels like 8 minutes...











...under water.

-DK


Oh, look! We've got another Cassandra!

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