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The 'skills' and 'feats' are a mixed bag (some good, some not), but the equipment and stats are pretty much always dead-on-LOLworthy...
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Okay, Cain's stats? Yeah, you owe me a new monitor, now...this one has beer all over it, now...
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bjlillo wrote:
Why does Newt have BBQ sauce?


I wish I had a canteen of Sweet Baby Ray's....
 
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Why would Ron Paul be 'lawful'? Doesn't he want fewer laws?
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Wait, Strength 5 Con 7 for BHO? He's probably one of the few presidents who can play full court, full game Basketball. WELL. I call foul.
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Favorite bit: Ron Paul - Called for Letters of Marque against terrorists. First use of the word "marque" in over 200 years.
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Ron Paul should have higher wisdom and intelligence than that puppet Obama-Osama-in your momma.
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bjlillo wrote:
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Ron Paul should have higher wisdom and intelligence than that puppet Obama-Osama-in your momma.


Yeah, I'm a little annoyed that they neglected to mention Obama's most important piece of equipment, his +7 Teleprompter of Dazzling, which makes his intelligence and charisma appear much higher than they actually are and instead just melded the bonuses into his base statistics. That's quite a glaring oversight.


Are you responding to your own sock puppet?
 
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bjlillo wrote:
sisteray wrote:
Are you responding to your own sock puppet?


No, my sock puppet's name is Jarred.


That's just perverted.
 
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Can someone explain the Green Lantern reference?
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LOL A LOUD!

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