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So earlier today at work, I was serving ice cream to a very elderly lady. After I handed her a cone, she paused, looked right at me and said "I wanna get freaky."

It was a couple awkward seconds before I realized I was wearing a free Jimmy Johns t-shirt, and that my apron covered all but that one sentence.
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mylittlepwny wrote:
So earlier today at work, I was serving ice cream to a very elderly lady. After I handed her a cone, she paused, looked right at me and said "I wanna get freaky."

It was a couple awkward seconds before I realized I was wearing a free Jimmy Johns t-shirt, and that my apron covered all but that one sentence.


You left out the end of the story.

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I hope you got her number.
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TheEbonyTurtle wrote:
I hope you got her number.

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I would like to hear more of the adventure.
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fluisterwoud wrote:
I would like to hear more of the adventure.


To take home the old lady turn to page 13.

To spurn her advances turn to page 22.
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fluisterwoud wrote:
I would like to hear more of the adventure.

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NostraDouglas wrote:
fluisterwoud wrote:
I would like to hear more of the adventure.


To take home the old lady turn to page 13.

To spurn her advances turn to page 22.


If it hasn't already been done, someone needs to start a Choose Your Own Adventure-like Chit Chat thread where we all just make the stuff up as we go along.
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hskrfn822 wrote:
NostraDouglas wrote:
fluisterwoud wrote:
I would like to hear more of the adventure.


To take home the old lady turn to page 13.

To spurn her advances turn to page 22.


If it hasn't already been done, someone needs to start a Choose Your Own Adventure-like Chit Chat thread where we all just make the stuff up as we go along.


I think it has been done by that really handsome attractive guy that all the old ladies can't get enough of. Maybe.
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mylittlepwny wrote:
hskrfn822 wrote:
NostraDouglas wrote:
fluisterwoud wrote:
I would like to hear more of the adventure.


To take home the old lady turn to page 13.

To spurn her advances turn to page 22.


If it hasn't already been done, someone needs to start a Choose Your Own Adventure-like Chit Chat thread where we all just make the stuff up as we go along.


I think it has been done by that really handsome attractive guy that all the old ladies can't get enough of. Maybe.


Ha! Touché!
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mylittlepwny wrote:
So earlier today at work, I was serving ice cream to a very elderly lady. After I handed her a cone, she paused, looked right at me and said "I wanna get freaky."

It was a couple awkward seconds before I realized I was wearing a free Jimmy Johns t-shirt, and that my apron covered all but that one sentence.


Jimmy Johns????
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Gatekeeper3000 wrote:
mylittlepwny wrote:
So earlier today at work, I was serving ice cream to a very elderly lady. After I handed her a cone, she paused, looked right at me and said "I wanna get freaky."

It was a couple awkward seconds before I realized I was wearing a free Jimmy Johns t-shirt, and that my apron covered all but that one sentence.


Jimmy Johns????




sub sandwich place, with the motto "freaky fast, freaky good"

My shirt had read "I wanna get freaky"

Than below that, covered by my apron "Freak fast" and the store logo.
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