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Jeff Wiles
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It's time for us to join in the fight

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

It's time to let the bedbugs bite
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You better put all your eggs in one basket

You better count your chickens before they hatch

You better sell some wine before it's/its time

You better find yourself an itch to scratch
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You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around.

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan.
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You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around.
(got beat to it)
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Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite on more than you can chew

What can you do
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Live Life with Passion

Climb the mountain of your dream

rise up to the occasion

Play your own hand too
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Think outside the box

At the end of the day
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I like jelly.



wait, what are we doin?
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You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy.
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Dude, you're getting a Dell!

did i do it right?
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If your name is Smuckers, you've got to be good.
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Bah Weep Graaagnah Weep Ni-Ni Bong!
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Meega, nala kwishta!
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Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
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Celebrated my son's "Star Wars" birthday and was properly kilted!
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You beat rock, paper, and scissors.
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You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip
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It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

So can I have a volunteer

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk

Now it's time for crying in your beer
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Would you look at all that stuff ...

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
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Only one thing left to do:
Now that this thread put these songs in my head, I gotta get 'em out, the best way I know how ...

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Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet

And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away

It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
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You got your Weird Al in my Transformers!

You got your Transformers on my Weird Al!

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jdberry wrote:
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around.


Only problem is that it is now called Cushelle and Mr. Whipple has been replaced by a Koala.
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It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like they say you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free . . .

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Burn your candle at both ends
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Look a gift horse in the mouth.

Mashed potatoes can be your friend.
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I can't hear you!
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