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This being the internet and all and I have no real way of knowing who will read this. I can post something and assume there is a reasonable chance that any given celebrity will read it. Using that logic I offer the following:

To Liam Neeson: I want to see you play a role where you get hit in the face with a pie. Not because I dislike you, I don't. No I just really have the desire to see you hit in the face with some sort of pie.

To Kim Kardashian: Please. Please just stop it. Stop it. You had your fun now go away.

To Bill Murray: Thank you for not participating and likely killing the possibility of Ghostbusters III being dredged into being to milk a little more money from the original. And thank you for your part in Zombieland.

To the cast and crew of the Walking Dead: Keep up the good work and could we get one or two more episodes next season? Thirteen go by too quickly.

And finally, to George R.R. Martin: First off, thank you for the Song of Fire and Ice books, but please finish them off before the TV series catches up with you! I'm enjoying the hell out of the books and the show and would love to see both finished without imploding.

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I tried to lobby for a Bill Murray microbadge, but nothing ever got submitted. What's that? Make one myself? Nonsense.

He's one of the underrated geniuses of comedy today.
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To Christopher Walken: As a joke, I've been telling people for the last few years that you are my biological father. Will you please adopt me? I'm 31 years old and require nothing from you but for you to publicly acknowledge our relationship. Thanks.
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cold_fuzion wrote:
To Liam Neeson: I want to see you play a role where you get hit in the face with a pie. Not because I dislike you, I don't. No I just really have the desire to see you hit in the face with some sort of pie.


Didn't that happen in The Phantom Menace?

Oh, wait, it was only in the Director's Cut - nevermind.
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hehehe... gave me a chuckle. So here's my thoughts for the same bunch (and a bonus celeb):


To Liam Neeson: Please. Please just stop it. Stop it. You had your attempt at acting, you failed, now go away.

To Kim Kardashian: dunno who you are, so I don't care what you do

To Bill Murray: There was a Ghostbusters II? Wow, I bet that was lame. We could have done without "Lost in Translation", but yeah, your bit in "Zombieland" was iconic! Loved it.

To the cast and crew of the Walking Dead: never heard of it, probably some lame American-made TV show

To George R.R. Martin: yeah, it took me about ¾s of the first book to decide that I liked it, but now I'm hooked. There's a TV show of it? Wow, I bet that's lame (unless it's British). But really, it kinda needs to be wrapped up before you die or something...

And finally, to Sir James Paul McCartney: whatever happened to that cool music you did with those other three guys? Hey, even your solo "McCartney" album was great stuff!

~~~

And finally finally to Christopher Walken: I passed by a baber's the other day, and the sign said "Walkins Welcome"... now I know where to get a hair-cut like yours! And wow, you were SCARY in that move "The Comfort of Strangers" (thanks for killing my desire to ever visit Venice!)

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cold_fuzion wrote:
To Liam Neeson: I want to see you play a role where you get hit in the face with a pie. Not because I dislike you, I don't. No I just really have the desire to see you hit in the face with some sort of pie.


I have heard that he's trying to get into comedy:

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kswingruber wrote:
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We could have done without "Lost in Translation"


What?!
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jonnylawless wrote:
kswingruber wrote:
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We could have done without "Lost in Translation"


What?!


He said, "WE COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT 'LOST IN TRANSLATION'".

Hope this helps!
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WallyNate wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
kswingruber wrote:
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We could have done without "Lost in Translation"


What?!


He said, "WE COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT 'LOST IN TRANSLATION'".

Hope this helps!


Your hopes have been dashed, posited as they were on making things clearer by being louder. I'm sensing two different "we"s here. Some of we did just fine with LiT.
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WallyNate wrote:
He said, "WE COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT 'LOST IN TRANSLATION'".


I was imagining Garret Morris when I read that.

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