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If your a fan of one of the three, then boy do I have a movie recommendation for you.


Two headed shark attack is a chilling look at what insane two headed shark can do when a group of college co-eds get stranded on an island, and continue to enter the water despite all their peers continually dying. A two headed shark is the most frightening concept ever since the one headed shark was invented. Look at the girl on the movie cover, she's so scared her bikini top fell right off! That's pretty scary.

Now I know what some of you are thinking "Really, how much more damage could a 2-headed shark do then a 1-headed shark? You know, unless people just happen to be perfectly evenly spaced out." Well you'd be surprised how often that happens. And of course the top notch acting really solidifies the greatness of this film. It makes Jaws look like Ja.
Still not convinced? Then check out this amazing screenshot from the movie.


I love how they capture the sharks cold dead eyes and surprisingly bendable teeth.

2 headed shark attack is available on netflix instant. Watch it if you dare.
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I'm gonna watch the hell out of this!
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Gripping Plotline. Groundbreaking CGI. Half Naked Girls.

'Nuff said
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bendy teeth are better than cgi teeth!
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Is having bendable teeth the shark equivalent of having opposable thumbs?
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Jpwoo wrote:
bendy teeth are better than cgi teeth!

Sadly, if you look at the CGI scenes from this movie, you'll find that to be all too true.
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I thought someone already had a worst movie you've seen thread going.
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mylittlepwny wrote:

Just how frightening is an attack by a two-headed shark? It's frightening enough to knock off you bikini top...just ask the girl on the right.
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How come I have a feeling this one is going to be ignored come Oscar season.
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Just so you all know... on Netflix it is not spelled Two-Headed... instead it is 2-Headed... and yes... I am watching it now!

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Holy crap... not even two minutes into the movie and he ate two water skiers and their boatload of buddies! WOOT!
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Cool! Apparently sharks with two heads can roar like a dinosaur!
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Just so you akll know... on Netflix it is not spelled Two-Headed... instead it is 2-Headed... and yes... I am watching it now!

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Holy crap... not even two minutes into the movie and he ate two water skiers and their boatload of buddies! WOOT!


Isn't Cole dreamy!?
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mylittlepwny wrote:
2 headed shark attack is available on netflix instant. Watch it if you dare.


Added!
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Look! Quit distracting me with these craptacular movies! I am supposed to be studying for a Psych test on monday! Now you have me watching this:



BONUS! It stars Urkel!!!!!

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mylittlepwny wrote:


Isn't Cole dreamy!?


Oh yeah! He is quite the hunk. Although I am not quite sure as to what he is a hunk of... On second thought... I think I know.
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Why the hell am I watching this turd?

"Why is it still chasing the boat?!"

"Because it has two heads!"

Still, it might go down in history as the movie with the most utterances of the word "atoll." By the way, can you believe that one guy called the atoll an island? What a douche! Atoll fail, dickweed!
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Oh no, it got Pepe and Tequila! Dang, I liked those guys.
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Carmen Electra? Still? And above the title???
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Aaaaaaand watched.

What a great movie.

Anyone who says otherwise, well, is an idiot.

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Watching now.

Points of interest:
02:10 - Punching and rubber teeth.
15:35 - There's a wall on this island.
19:46 - It's loud under water.
20:05 - Rubber strikes again.
21:48 - Overhead shots don't match ground shots.
27:55 - GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!
28:13 - GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOTS!
30:08 - RAWR!
30:29 - Synchronized bleeding.
32:58 - No fishing.
34:45 - Quake.
36:29 - SMACK!
37:45 - What's that in the distance?
38:18 - GRATUITOUS CRACK SHOT!
39:20 - Bobbers, bobbers everywhere.
43:58 - Timbeeeeeeeer.
49:13 - Great catch.
49:55 - "Two heads is twice as many teeth"
50:25 - Smooth move.
53:01 - Girls kick butt.
59:00 - "Send the stupid moron!"
1:02:02 - Wave.
1:06:15 - ♫ Don't look back. ♪♫
1:10:50 - I got a sinking feeling.
1:13:33 - Kiss it goodbye.
1:15:45 - Now that's preaching.
1:21:30 - The safest place is between two heads.
1:22:39 - Now we're cooking with gas.
1:24:09 - Boom headshot.

Thoughts:
- Jaws is a wuss.
- Sharks are sensitive jerks and they hate guns more than crosses.
- The writing, acting, CGI couldn't be worse, the movie couldn't be better.
- If you only see one movie this year make it this one.
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Komodo wrote:
Look! Quit distracting me with these craptacular movies! I am supposed to be studying for a Psych test on monday! Now you have me watching this:



BONUS! It stars Urkel!!!!!

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