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Joe Gola
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The power to inflict narcolepsy on others.

"These TPS reports are terrible! I've never seen such shoddy workmanship! Who is your supervis...uh...super...who..."

*klunk*

Heh heh heh.
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I would like super speed when doing the dishes and yard work. Also the ability to not get sunburn on my neck and shoulders. That would be awesome.
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I'd like to be able to poltergeist people.

The guy who stole my bike, ZAP--his days are filled with spilled drinks, paper cuts, and flat tires. Also his refrigerator magnets keep spelling "DOOOOOOOOM" until he tracks me down, apologizes, and returns my freshly washed bike.

This is fun.
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The ability to quickly absorb and retain all information.
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I would like people to suffer instant and debilitating pain whenever they fail to follow the advice that they specifically asked me for.

I would also like to have perfect pitch so that I can memorize and play any song after hearing it just once.
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I would like the power to make my farts smell like food that my victim loves the best. So for those who absorb and retain information forever will always think of my farts while eating their favorite dish.
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I think we're all bozos on this bus.
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The ability to always feel comfortable in whatever I'm wearing regardless of the weather.
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Power to instantly read and comprehend any book.


I have thought about this before and it may be the best power ever!
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The power to wear many, many hats at once. Possibly 3.
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The ability to hover ever so slightly above the ground. So slightly that it seems like I'm just walking around normally.
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One of my friends always says, to this question, that - "I would want the power to give other people the world they think they want to live in."


Yes, he's just being cruel, in an evil genius kind of way. (Admittedly, this isn't minor).
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The ability to turn oatmeal raisin cookies into chocolate chip cookies.
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I just want my hair back.
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I want to know everybody's name just by looking at them. And maybe a piece of trivia or two about them.

"DAVE! DAVE! Long time no see! Still living in the upper west slope? How are your kids, they must be in College, right?"

Meanwhile Dave has no idea who I am, because we've never met.
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Leezer wrote:
The ability to turn oatmeal raisin cookies into chocolate chip cookies.


I'd prefer the ability to just turn the raisins into chocolate chips. Or perhaps a mix of chocolate and peanut butter chips.
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The power to wear many, many hats at once. Possibly 3.




ZING!! You are now a female!
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Speaking of food.........

I'd like healthy, low-fat, and nutritious food to taste like cheesecake, chocolate, ice cream, pie, cookies, etc.

Salad that tastes like Tiramisu!

Broccoli that tastes like pudding!
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One of my friends has the power of sitting next to the only empty seat on an airplane.
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Ability to not need sleep or rest at will.
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Most problems can be solved with either a stiff drink, a bowel movement, or a bullet.
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Minty saliva.
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The ability to neutralize all smells that I hate.
The ability to make my house self-cleaning.
Ditto with the laundry, grocery shopping and cooking.

Oh, and the ability to magically always get first-class plane tickets at the economy rate.
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Able to hold my breath for hours.
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The ability to eat any animal and think it tastes, more or less like chicken...

DONE!
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I would like to be able to go into a fuguelike state any time I am bored. I would not notice the time spent in this manner and I wouldnt age either.



Aside from the age thing. You can't do the fugue? I have to just sit for a few minutes and I can tune out the world. Maybe it's an artist thing. Get gong and wham, 8 hours gone in total silence. No radio, nothing, because I wouldn't hear it anyway.

Should I have that looked at?
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What about being able to know what other people's (honest!) opinion of you was?
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