When my siblings and I were young, my Dad would sing to us as we traveled on long trips like vacations.
"How Much Is That Doggy In the Window" is just one example of the type of songs he sang to us.
Anyway, I have no idea why this popped into my head earlier, but I got to wondering if anyone else has heard this particular one:
Well, I had an ol' cow that slobbered so bad. Spent all the money that I ever had Askin' the doctor what to do about it - He said I better teach the ol' cow how to spit. Said I better teach the ol' cow how to spit.
I just found out why ham is so high - There's just two hind legs on a hog, that's why. Cross a hog with an octopus and ham'll go down... There'll be hog in the middle and ham all around, Hog in the middle and ham all around.
Crazy huh? Well, we loved it when my Dad sang to us, and the crazier the song, the better...
Another one was "There's A Hole In the Bottom of the Sea"...