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Nate Haux
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I stole this but here goes...

My Ogre, rolls peoples over
Your Ogre, effective as super grover

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Ryan Morgan
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Ogre is awesome
The box is really heavy
Thanks for free shipping
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Nate Haux
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My Ogre, got four secondaries
Your ogre, likes elves n faries

My ogre, got a nuclear cannon
your ogre, like Zelda's Gannon
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Matt Price
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My OGRE bigger than a bridge
Your ogre, like a little kid's

And the best:
My OGRE flattened a whole luncheon
your ogre looks like a munchkin

(how's that for stealin'?)
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Nevin Ball
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LOl! Okay, you've inspired me so here's my first ever haiku:

See Ogre I run
Nuclear winter will come
Let's shoot out the treads
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Martin Gallo
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When I was young I played a lot of Ogre
Now I am sadder and much older
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Andrew Walters
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The klaxon roused us out of our beds.
The rumbling shook the teeth in our heads.
We put up a good fight,
But try as we might,
We just couldn't get all the treads.

Nope, not Ogre-y enough. I'll have to try again.
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Matt Price
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My OGRE? Crafty like Kwanchai
Your ogre? No wonder you so shy!
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Nate Haux
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My Ogre, got missiles that pop
Your ogre, might as well throw rocks
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Malechi
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My OGRE is strong,
Your OGRE is wrong.


My OGRE is made for massive destruction,
Your OGRE can barely function!
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Born To Lose, Live To Win
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My Ogre likes to eat command post
Your Ogre can only make toast

My Ogre can beat Chuck Norris
Your Ogre is a part-time florist

My Ogre likes to raid and pillage
Your Ogre's the idiot of the village
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Walt Freitag
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My Ogre: huge and crushy,
Your Ogre is a plushie!
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