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Chips Reynolds
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How do YOU get someone to stop grinding their teeth while they sleep?


I have used 10+ day old, sun dried, dog poop. Works like a charm.

It grinds up so fine that it goes away by morning = no trace evidence.

After effects tend to represent morning breath to the person = they never notice any difference

With that, I assume it has no taste and/or the deep sleep causes the person to just not notice = me not getting caught

Backyard is cleaned every 10 days

I sleep without interruption of the person next to me with the painfully loud chomping noise

We all win



*NOTE: do not try this at home.

There's my disclaimer
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AvidHunter wrote:


Oh that would be awesome! I could just put the poop into one of those, rather than using my fingers. Thanks!

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Djcheddar wrote:
How do YOU get someone to stop grinding their teeth while they sleep?


Decapitation.
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Super glue.
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Tell them this will happen
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slatersteven wrote:
Super glue.


Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen there...
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Is this about vagina dentata again?
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Djcheddar wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
Super glue.


Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen there...



Mrrmophhh umpphh nhhhmphhh!
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sisteray wrote:
Is this about vagina dentata again?


Nice girl?
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