Patar Absurdus the Shananigator
"Gird Up Your Loins, Like a Man!" ~God to Job
"We're put on this earth to do a job. And each of us gets the time we get to do it. And when this life is over and you stand in front of the Lord... Well, you try tellin' him it was all some Frenchman's joke." ~Betsy Solverson
Another reason 1982 was so awesome.
(I need to get back to work on my time machine.)
The year my lovely older wife was born was a good year...