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Patrick Reynolds
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I played this game for the first time today, and all involved had a blast! What a fun, light, hilarious game.

However, I couldn't help but notice that there is a gaping hole in the Source cards that should be rectified in a future expansion (or promo card, or something).

See, there's a Quality card titled "Ballsy" and a Delivery card titled "Testikill" but there is no testes-themed Source card to complete the trifecta of ball-themed cards. So I went ahead and designed it for you. Cryptozoic guys, if you read this, you are welcome to use this. Please, use it, because I really want to cast "Testy the Ballomancer's Ballsy Testikill" someday.

Obviously, the name of the card is "Testy the Ballomancer's." The text would read "Roll two dice. Deal damage equal to the lower number rolled to the foe of your choice."

You're welcome
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P.S. - Testy the Ballomancer should be pictured casting his spell from his crotch. Obviously.
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Matt Shinners
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pkreynolds wrote:
The text would read "Roll two dice. Deal damage equal to the lower number rolled to the foe of your choice."


Why does my left die always roll lower than my right die?
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I wholeheartedly support this.

Testy the Ballomancer!
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I'm picturing a wizard mid-pelvic-thrust, holding up his robe, and a blast of magic shooting out from below.

No naughty bits need to be shown... but, I think it'd work for this card.
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P.P.S. - Testy should also be a bald cyclops. Additionally, he should be depicted wielding the Stones of Desperation, from the Treasure card of the same name. Because of course, that particular artifact would have originally belonged to him.
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Last time I checked, cyclops only have one -well- testicle! Wouldn't that make the card a bit awkward?
 
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It's a little known fact that the mystical art of Ballomancy is actually far more potent when wielded by single-balled wizards.
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