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Subject: Create-A-Caption Contest (August 6, 2012) - Ridiculously small amounts of GG to be won! rss

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Looks like we caught 'em with their pants down!
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"Stop it before It Kills Again!!" - Terrible Tank Lids - Toilet Tank Lid Used As A Weapon:
http://www.toilettanklid.com/lidusedasaweapon.html

"I have never in my life heard where a toilet tank lid was used as a murder weapon," Stephens said:
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2008/apr/04/man-guilty-of-murde...
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Definition of "Overkill."
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German Army experiments in late 1941 found that it was indeed possible to literally "scare the shit" out of someone.

Sadly, later attempts to test the "warm water urination when sleeping" trick were interrupted by Operation Barbarossa....
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This is OCCUPIED Russia.
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Okay... how about we ALL hold our fire?
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High Explosive diarrhea.
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As hard as they searched, the guards never found the tunnel out of Stalag III.
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Special Forces soldiers trained against all sorts of stress. One of the most obscure trainings was using the bathroom while supervised by Grenadiers.
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Wait, wait, does Bowel Movement trigger Opportunity Fire?!






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Even though Henry was now a prisoner of war, his spirits were surprisingly high as his 4 long days of struggle with constipation were now over.


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Yes, it's I-Go-You-Go. Now will you go already? We need to go, too, you know.


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Operation Laxative seemed promising on paper, but collateral damage reports proved otherwise.
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"Jerry Can" had a different meaning during the second World war
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1. KILL him before he kill's us all!!

2. He has eaten something Radioactive!!!

3. He is producing rocket fuel for the Germans!! (thanks to gap10 on this one)


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Some side effects of the Potato Masher Laxative includes sudden loss of body parts, loss of consciousness and/or shortness of breath.
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Oh shit.
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Standard Fragging Procedure whistle
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I hear German grenades contain a lot of fiber.
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With his next mighty push,Hans was able to expand his ZOC.
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Trying to compete with other publications, Wargaming Monthly adapted an in your face journalistic style.
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Discovered only recently, this photograph lends credence to the German claim that THEY were the first to develop "Doktor Who." Here, the Doktor narrowly escapes in his TARDIS.
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If this doesn't work, we'll try an air freshener next.
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