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So since my wife went back to Japan I've been going through all of Top Gear on Netflix. I think I'm up to season 8 now. Anyways, I thought they way they introduce the Stig would would work really well for every time we mention Hivegod on here....

Some say steel wool is harvested from his beard,
And there used to be an 8th color in the rainbow until he stole it.
All we know is he is called Hivegod.
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Some say...that he grinds up the dead flies in his window to use as seasoning on his eggs.
And...that the minerals found in his bathtub ring could be recovered and sold for thousands of dollars to a smelter.
All we know is...he's called HiveGod.
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Some say his beard always grows to exactly the right length
And that he can beat anybody in a fistfight with both hands tied behind his back
All we know is, he's called HiveGod.
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Some say his favorite drink is the tears of those who have seen behind the eyeball.
Some say he is our giant insect overlord.
All we know is, he's called the Hivegod.
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Some say his session report is the best on the entire 'geek.
others realize it is only third best
Either way, he is called the Hivegod.

-DK
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Some say he uses Bathroom fixtures for anything but their intended purpose...
And that he will wear only argyle socks... and only from his ears...
All we know is, he's called Hivegod.
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Ooh, I want to go again...

Some say he can jump start a car by attaching the cables to his nipples...
And that grizzly bears carry a spray to keep him away...
All we know is, he's called Hivegod.

Now if we could get him to post in that "Say something odd about the person above you thread."
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He only knows two facts about ducks and they are both wrong.
Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field.
All we know is he is called......
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That's funny, I watched the scrotum gravity field one last night!
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KSensei wrote:
That's funny, I watched the scrotum gravity field one last night!


Those were the only two I could remember off the top of my head quickly.


I absolutely love Top Gear. Best television show on most of Earth.

And I just noticed the Top Gear Micro Badge. Someone needs to give me Geekgold to buy that.
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I just started watching season 18 yesterday; great show.
So, there was a segment about NASCAR in the 2nd episode, and they were saying how long the race lasts (some hundreds of laps). Thought it was really hilarious that they used some of the 'montage' music from the South Park 'Asspen' episode to do the montage of the race.

Oh, and
Some say his sock puppet thumb account has acquired a mind of its own and now thumbs random threads throughout the geek.
Others can't remember a second thing.
All we know is, he's called HiveGod

Now I'm tempted to put my Top Gear badges and stuff back on..

ed. Season 11, episode 4. Train vs car in a race across Japan. So many good moments; lots of fun to watch, especially if you've ever lived over there. You may want to skip ahead for this one, and definitely show your wife when she gets back.
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Rygel wrote:

And I just noticed the Top Gear Micro Badge. Someone needs to give me Geekgold to buy that.


Saddle up.
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Some say he was born when a meteor knocked up a hurricane
And the Grand Canyon was formed when he juve cuffed a rattlesnake for walking funny
All we know is he is called Hivegod
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I had to look up what Top Gear is. shake
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Some say he IS the Halifax Hammer.
Others say the Stig has a flaming eyeball under his helmet.
All we know is, he's called Hivegod.
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So it's essentially just a ripoff of Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World?

Let me try...

Some say that his gaze could petrify Medusa...
and that he killed all the dinosaurs...
All we know is, he's called Hivegod.
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thermogimp wrote:
So it's essentially just a ripoff of Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World?


In so much as the schtick has been going on with Top Gear since the beginning of the 21st century, and the Dos Equis schtick has been going on for a mere handful of years, sure, it's a ripoff of that
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thermogimp wrote:
So it's essentially just a ripoff of Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World?


Nope.
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thermogimp wrote:
So it's essentially just a ripoff of Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World?





Someone needs to go revoke this guys MAN CARD.
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