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Lunchtime with Hobart`s Funnies was always a time of wild pranks and ideas.
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It's all fun and games until someone invades Poland.
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German soldiers find an undamaged hemp farm in the Ukraine.
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Children grow up so quickly during a time of war.
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So young and a PFC already! I'll bet he makes corporal before kindergarten!
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Hitler-Jugend Wachgefolgschaft members were easily recognisable by their distinctive shoulder insignia, scarlet piping, and remarkably small Schutzenpanzer.
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German scientists, horrified buy the effects of mainstream chemical weapons, developed a monstrous hookah based upon the Schwerer Gustav railway gun. Named project "Ganja", it proved to be quite effective at reducing the fighting abilities of combat troops and civilians alike. It also had the bonus effect of increasing the food supply needs of combat formations.
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"What did you do in the war, daddy ?"


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Hey, you lost the bet, not me! Now... over to the pub next!
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Jim F
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German soldiers prepare for the final push
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Kingdaddy wrote:
It's all fun and games until someone invades Poland.


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Although moderated by the recent limits of the Versailles Treaty, when in 1933 Guderian demonstrated to Hitler the potential of armored warfare, Hitler exclaimed: “I can use that! That’s what I need!”

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The decline in troop and equipment quality had become quite obvious by the end of the war.
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Solders helping out the locals by fertilizing the fields on the way to the front.
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On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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New recruits are delivered to frontline units during the reinforcement phase.

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As a main battle tank, the Pz. Auf. Mk I "Kinder Karriage" was a failure, but upgunned to a twin 20mm squirt gun main cannon, it functioned well in the the 1940 'Phoney War' period before being replaced by the StUG III.
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Hitler's Wish #54: "Plant a boy upside down, water it, and wait overnight to harvest a Übermensch soldier!" wow
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The German Army commandeered mechanized transport wherever they could find it.
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Captain Stransky: I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights.
Sargeant Steiner: Then I will show you, where the Iron Crosses grow.
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Hans, I'm telling you a baby needs to be in the carriage to pick up chicks.
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Q: What did Hitler say whenever a new German baby was born?
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A: Hotsie-Totsie, another Nazi!

Joke courtesy of my mother--
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The little known, but often mocked unit from Fire in the East. The Hitler Uber-Jugend battalion.
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Hans and Dieter could barely suppress their laughs as Norbert performed his rendition of Eddie Murphy's opening scenes from Trading Places.
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