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Subject: R-TEAM Gamers Tournament: Teh L33T vs. Purefood rss

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R-TEAM Gamers Streetsoccer Tournament:
Teh L33T Footballers vs. Purefood Cornbeef Cowboys

Joe's Team: Teh L33T Footballers
Ray's Team: Purefood Cornbeef Cowboys

Teh Footballers have got an early lead in the first half. They’ve been playing a dual pronged offensive game and controlling the Cowboys’ side of the field. The Cowboys’ more conservative tactic of controlling the middle of the board appears to have been a bad move. We are at the 15 minute mark and the score is 3 to 1 Footballers.

Despite the enormous pressure, Purefood is really playing their hearts out. Wow, the Cowboys' balanced approach is starting to pay off! In the last six minutes they have not only caught up to Teh L33T but have pulled into the lead. What a turn around! Teh L33T’s skimping on defense in favor of offense now appears to be the bad move. The game is at 4 to 3 in the Cowboys’ favor as we go into the last few minutes.

There’s some frantic jockeying for the ball and for position. Suddenly, Teh L33T have split the Cowboy defense and scored in the last minute of the game. Not even a six will allow Purefood’s goalie to score due to the Footballers defensive position. And time’s up with the game tied at 4 to 4.

Ten minutes are added to the clock and the game is in sudden death overtime.

Purefood has really changed their approach. They are playing extremely aggressive and Teh L33T are forced into an extremely defensive game.

Most of both of teams’ players are on Teh L33T side of the field, but the Cowboys just can’t score. Overtime is winding down now and Teh Footballers have gotten control of the ball. They send it to the Purefood side of the board. We now have a one on one game between a lone Footballer and the Cowboy's goalie. As the last minute ticks down Teh L33T could score if they rolled a 6. Their coach, Joe, gets on his knees and prays to what ever god atheists pray to when they need a little extra help and rolls a…

TWO!!! He failed to score!!!

The Cowboy's goalie runs out of time and the game ends in a TIE!!!

Final score:
Teh L33T Footballers: 4
Purefood Cornbeef Cowboys: 4
 
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When I submitted the following session report to our clubs email list it seemed to TheGameCzar that it should be traslated into Spanish. He got the following result from Altavista's Babel Fish:

Torneo de R-TEAM Gamers Streetsoccer:
Teh L33T Footballers contra los vaqueros de Purefood Cornbeef

Equipo De Joe: De Teh L33T Footballers
Equipo Del Rayo: Vaqueros De Purefood Cornbeef

Teh Footballers tiene un plomo temprano por la mitad primer. Han estado jugando un juego ofensivo pinchado dual y han estado controlando el lado de los vaqueros del campo. La táctica más conservadora de los vaqueros de controlar el centro del tablero aparece haber sido un mal movimiento. Estamos en la marca minuciosa 15 y la cuenta es 3 a 1 Footballers.

A pesar de la presión enorme, Purefood realmente está jugando sus corazones hacia fuera. ¡La ululación, el acercamiento balanceado de los vaqueros está comenzando a pagar apagado! En los seis minutos pasados han cogido no sólo hasta Teh L33T sino han tirado en el plomo. ¡Alrededor una qué vuelta! Teh L33T's skimping en defensa en el favor de la ofensa ahora aparece ser el mal movimiento. El juego está en 4 a 3 en el favor de los vaqueros mientras que entramos los últimos minutos.

Hay el cierto jockeying frenético para la bola y para la posición. Repentinamente, Teh L33T ha partido la defensa del vaquero y anotado en el minuto pasado del juego. No iguale seises permitirá que el goalie de Purefood anote debido a la posición defensiva de Footballers. Y tiempo para arriba con el juego atado en 4 a 4.

Diez minutos se agregan al reloj y el juego está en muerte repentina en horas extras.

Purefood realmente ha cambiado su acercamiento. Están jugando extremadamente agresivo y Teh L33T es forzado en un juego extremadamente defensivo.

La mayoría de ambos jugadores de los equipos están en el lado de Teh L33T del campo, pero los vaqueros apenas no pueden anotar. El tiempo suplementario ahora está enrollando abajo y Teh Footballers ha conseguido el control de la bola. Lo envían al lado de Purefood del tablero. Ahora tenemos el que esta' en un juego entre un Footballer solitario y el goalie del vaquero. Pues las señales minuciosas pasadas abajo Teh L33T podrían anotar si rodaron 6. Su coche, Joe, consigue en sus rodillas y ruega a lo que ruegan a cuando necesitan un poco ayuda adicional y ruedan siempre los ateos del dios...

¡Dos!!! ¡Él no pudo anotar!!!

¡El goalie del vaquero funciona de tiempo y de los extremos del juego en un LAZO!!!
Cuenta final: Teh L33T Footballers: 4
Vaqueros De Purefood Cornbeef: 4
 
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But how does it read when Altavista traslates it back? Read on...

Match of R-TEAM Gamers Streetsoccer:

Teh L33T Footballers against the cattle tenders of Purefood Cornbeef

Equipment De Joe: Of Teh L33T Footballers
Equipment Of The Ray: Cattle tenders De Purefood Cornbeef

Teh Footballers has an early lead by first half. They have been playing a dual punctured offensive game and have been controlling the side of the cattle tenders of the field. The most preservative tactics of the cattle tenders to control the center of the board badly appear to have been a movement. We are in meticulous mark 15 and the account is 3 to 1 Footballers.

In spite of the enormous pressure, Purefood really is playing its hearts towards outside. The ululación, the balanced approach of the cattle tenders is beginning to pay dull! In the six last minutes they have taken not only until Teh L33T but they have thrown in the lead. Around one what return! Teh L33T's skimping in defense in please the offense now appears to be badly the movement. The game is in 4 to 3 in please the cattle tenders whereas we entered the last minutes.

There is certain jockeying frenetic for the ball and the position. Suddenly, Teh L33T has divided the defense of the written down cattle tender and in the minute last of the game. It does not equal seises will allow that the goalie of Purefood writes down due to the defensive position of Footballers. And time for above with the game tied in 4 to 4.

Ten minutes are added to the clock and the game is in sudden death in extra hours.

Purefood really has changed its approach. They are playing extremely aggressive and Teh L33T is forced in an extremely defensive game.

Most of both players of the equipment they are in the side of Teh L33T of the field, but the cattle ones just cannot write down. The additional time now is coiling down and Teh Footballers has obtained the control of the ball. They send it next to Purefood of the board. Now we have the one is in a game between a solitary Footballer and the goalie of the cattle tender. Then the meticulous signals passed down Teh L33T could write down if 6 rolled. Its car, Joe, obtain in its knees and request to which they request to when they need a little helps additional and always roll the atheists of the God...

Two! It could not write down! The goalie of the cattle tender works of time and the ends of the game in a BOW!

Final account:
Teh L33T Footballers: 4
Cattle tenders De Purefood Cornbeef: 4
 
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