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John Peterson
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If you've never seen them before, I'd recommend checking out "The Order of the Stick" comics.

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=1

Enjoy!
 
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also: http://qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=665
 
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A fighter, a ranger, and a monk are adventuring in a dungeon when they hear some noises in the next room. They all prepare for a fight and charge into the room only to find that noise was a couple of rats fighting over some cheese.

So the player playing the fighter says, "I sheath my sword". The ranger says, "I return my arrow to it's quiver". And the monk says, "I unpop my knuckles".

 
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Order of the Stick is about the funniest thing I've seen since the time that dog did that thing to the fire hydrant that made that old lady laugh so hard she snarfed a crumpet. Thanks for the tip!
 
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Legomancer wrote:


"I promise only flavored chips and high adventure..."

What a great line!
 
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A fourth-level paladin takes his car into the shop and tells the mechanic, "It started acting up after the day I ran into an old lady, sped through a school zone, and did donuts on the church lawn. Any ideas what's wrong with it?" The mechanic replies, "Sounds like your alignment's out of whack."
 
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The half-elf assassin/magic user was happy with his shortsword until he ran into an Ogre. The half-elf survived the battle, just barely. He recounted the battle to his friend the Fighter, who asked why as a half-elf, he didn't take the Longsword instead of the sucky short-sword. Aghast, the half-elf smacked his head and exclaimed, "I could have had a D8"
 
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A half-orc walks into a bar, followed by a troll that curls up by the entrance and takes a nap.

"Hey!" the barkeep yells, "Ye just can no leave that lyin' there!"

"Is OK," the half-orc says. "Him no lion, him troll."
 
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