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http://www.krackblog.com/2010/07/20/the-10-most-dangerous-se...

I've only accomplished two and doubt I could maintain an erection for several others.

I think #10 is a joke tho ... but maybe not.

In any case, a hill for younger or more adventurous types to try.
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LOL @ #4. 'Why would you even do this ?!'

EDIT: #10, I think, would be pretty easy, actually.

In Zero G.

These are all for Zero G, right? Right??
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Lets add;
head job at high speed
Viennese oyster
unprotected anal sex with a stranger
screwing a woman with a psycho-jealous gangster husband

bouncing sex on a trampoline
 
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My personal favorite list of sex positions is Mormon Missionary Positions.
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My personal favorite list of sex positions is Mormon Missionary Positions.
I especially love those images where they both keep an expression of clinical detachment.
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#9 is dangerous?! i better tell the missus..
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Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!
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Greendan wrote:
Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!

2GG to anyone that can watch the 'jarsquatter' video all the way through..

only joking, do not watch that video... it's like 2G1C but 100 times worse..
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femgoth wrote:
Greendan wrote:
Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!

2GG to anyone that can watch the 'jarsquatter' video all the way through..

only joking, do not watch that video... it's like 2G1C but 100 times worse..


Ah but that's just a gross thing. And I can avoid gross things happening to me pretty easily (by, say, never letting someone crap in my mouth). A ruptured penis may happen to you BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT. So it's not that the image is gross (it is) but the idea that one day, through no fault of your own, Lil' Mr Femgoth may become a bit 'splity'.
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jimbrax wrote:
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This is also true of a lot of positions done in pornos which are more about getting a good view of the girl for the camera.


Allegedly. whistle


A legged lie!
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Greendan wrote:
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Greendan wrote:
Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!

2GG to anyone that can watch the 'jarsquatter' video all the way through..

only joking, do not watch that video... it's like 2G1C but 100 times worse..


Ah but that's just a gross thing. And I can avoid gross things happening to me pretty easily (by, say, never letting someone crap in my mouth). A ruptured penis may happen to you BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT. So it's not that the image is gross (it is) but the idea that one day, through no fault of your own, Lil' Mr Femgoth may become a bit 'splity'.


i think you mean Mr. Spurt Reynolds
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Jar Jar Kinks.

gulp



you didnt actually watch it did you?

it isnt an obscure reggae hipster group you know...
 
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LOL.

I've literally done half of those. Number 2 is awesome but you have to be gentle and she needs decent upper body strength. 7 is neat, but 9 is the finisher. If you angle her properly, it forces you off the upper wall of her canal with some serious pressure. Can make for fireworks.

Yes I'm a freak. Deal with it.
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no but i have seen 2G1C and if jarsquatters is worse I stand by my gulp


it's 'jarsquatter' not plural.. there is only one of him.. although 'was only one of him' may be true (unclear from the video..

it is truly wrong... wrong wrong wrong.. i cannot see why anyone would even attempt it..


edit: it doesnt involve urine, poo (at least not noticeable), animals or anything like that.. just an idiot, a jam jar, and a fair amount of blood..
 
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femgoth wrote:
Greendan wrote:
Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!

2GG to anyone that can watch the 'jarsquatter' video all the way through..

only joking, do not watch that video... it's like 2G1C but 100 times worse..


That was fucking hot. Hold on I need my clean up rag.
 
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clockwerk76 wrote:
femgoth wrote:
Greendan wrote:
Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!

2GG to anyone that can watch the 'jarsquatter' video all the way through..

only joking, do not watch that video... it's like 2G1C but 100 times worse..


That was fucking hot. Hold on I need my clean up rag.


please tell me you didnt actually watch it...?!?
 
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femgoth wrote:
clockwerk76 wrote:
femgoth wrote:
Greendan wrote:
Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!

2GG to anyone that can watch the 'jarsquatter' video all the way through..

only joking, do not watch that video... it's like 2G1C but 100 times worse..


That was fucking hot. Hold on I need my clean up rag.


please tell me you didnt actually watch it...?!?


Yeah...so?

EDIT: I should point out I didn't actually think it was hot. It was idiotic.
 
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clockwerk76 wrote:
femgoth wrote:
clockwerk76 wrote:
femgoth wrote:
Greendan wrote:
Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!

2GG to anyone that can watch the 'jarsquatter' video all the way through..

only joking, do not watch that video... it's like 2G1C but 100 times worse..


That was fucking hot. Hold on I need my clean up rag.


please tell me you didnt actually watch it...?!?


Yeah...so?


jim may need talking out of it...
 
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femgoth wrote:
clockwerk76 wrote:
femgoth wrote:
clockwerk76 wrote:
femgoth wrote:
Greendan wrote:
Number 5 "OK, we know boners can't break"

It is possible to rupture the sack that fills with fluid that maintains the erection.

I once saw pictures and never forgot them. I would advise against using Google to check this fact.

Edit: yeah, I just ignored my own advise. DO NOT IGNORE MY ADVICE!

2GG to anyone that can watch the 'jarsquatter' video all the way through..

only joking, do not watch that video... it's like 2G1C but 100 times worse..


That was fucking hot. Hold on I need my clean up rag.


please tell me you didnt actually watch it...?!?


Yeah...so?


jim may need talking out of it...


It's not that bad. I think pain olympics is clearly more vicious, though all realistically end in hospital visits and permanent damage.
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jimbrax wrote:
femgoth wrote:

it's 'jarsquatter' not plural.. there is only one of him.. although 'was only one of him' may be true (unclear from the video..

it is truly wrong... wrong wrong wrong.. i cannot see why anyone would even attempt it..


edit: it doesnt involve urine, poo (at least not noticeable), animals or anything like that.. just an idiot, a jam jar, and a fair amount of blood..


I need to wait till I get home befre I actually watch any of these!


Google "jarsquatter". Follow the first link to a forum post. There is the URL for the video. Enjoy!

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Four on ten for me, and I'm not speaking of any sort of parties I've attended.
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Four on ten for me, and I'm not speaking of any sort of parties I've attended.
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You can get to 5! Come join me at the top! We can trade secrets and jarsquat!
 
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jimbrax wrote:
Personally, i don't want squat from any of you. angry


I can only promise, that though I may squat you, I will never squat on you.
 
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#9 is easy and my BF and I do it all the time. cool
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clockwerk76 wrote:
It's not that bad. I think pain olympics is clearly more vicious, though all realistically end in hospital visits and permanent damage.

The pain olympics video is fake though. The original version of the video on BMEZine has that disclaimer. It's been removed from the versions you see circulating.
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