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Eric "Shippy McShipperson" Mowrer

(ejmowrer)

United States
Vancouver
Washington

Ami. Geek.

Chuck Norris' chief export is pain.

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Tim Thorp

(berserkley)

United States
Granite Falls
Washington

"Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? "

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Chuck Norris' chief export is pain.

Especially after watching "Walker: Texas Ranger" .

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Stephen Harkleroad

(Coase)

United States
Butler, PA
Pennsylvania

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.

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(Verkisto)

United States
Greer
South Carolina

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... and go forward about a week.

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Jorgen

(the_redstar_swl)

United States
Ferndale
California

Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are Best Friends For Life because if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel ever fought, The world would be destroyed in a blast of awesomeness. cool

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Stephen Harkleroad

(Coase)

United States
Butler, PA
Pennsylvania

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

I love these things. So, so great. So, so vulgar.

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Ed Holzman

(Bearcat89)

United States
Seffner
Florida

As grey traces of dawn tinge the eastern sky, the three travellers, men of Willowdale, emerge from the forest's shadow. Fording the river, they turn south, journeying into the dark and forbidding lands of The Necromancer...

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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Eric "Shippy McShipperson" Mowrer

(ejmowrer)

United States
Vancouver
Washington

Ami. Geek.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Robert Washington

(oldmanrivah)

United States
Unspecified
New York

Chuck Norris does pushups with his eyelids.

No, I'm not sure how either, but I seen it...damndest thing...

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Ken B.

(franklincobb)

United States

Did I ever tell you about the time Chuck Norris took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Chuck takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

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John So-And-So

(CapAp)

United States
Fresno
California

You and the Cap'n make it hap'n

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is soaked in blood and tears.

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Eric "Shippy McShipperson" Mowrer

(ejmowrer)

United States
Vancouver
Washington

Ami. Geek.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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CHAPEL

(MWChapel)

United States
Round Rock
Texas

"that's a smith and wesson, and you've had your six"

When Chuck Norris fails, it's not his fault, it's his ass.

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Jorgen

(the_redstar_swl)

United States
Ferndale
California

The most destructive matter in the world is called Norrisonium.

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The Real and Only

(Mozbink)

United States
Aubrey
Texas

" If Chuck Norris sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of ass kicking."

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Luis

(Donkey Thong)

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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CHAPEL

(MWChapel)

United States
Round Rock
Texas

"that's a smith and wesson, and you've had your six"

Chuck Norris blew up the Challenger space shuttle. When asked why he said, "I've never left a challenger alive."

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Ken B.

(franklincobb)

United States

Chuck Norris was once dining in a fancy Canadain restaurant. When the waiter brought him his fries with cheese, he looked at them with a cold stare and said, "This needs gravy."

And so poutine was born.