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Boaty McBoatface
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So can any one now here on RSP define anything as an assault weapon? I wonder how many have been killed by
Assault Abortion
Assault death penalty
Assault self defence
Assault Chip pan fires
Assault suicide bombers
Assault heart attacks
Assault cigarettes

Feel free to add your new assault weapon designation, because trying to protect children from being killed is never anything but a joke.

Remember folks, it's not guns that kill people it's Assault Americans.
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Luckily Assault Threads are still non-lethal.
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ejmowrer wrote:
Assault steven


Is that a command? I'm not down with that, unless you mean assault his senses with inane chatter, then I can get on board.
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One of my old chat handles was "Unsalted Flattery". That might be the only phrase I've ever said that has 0 google hits.
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ejmowrer wrote:
Assault steven
I have never killed any one (but I suspect there must be Steven out there who has).
 
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Dave wrote:
One of my old chat handles was "Unsalted Flattery". That might be the only phrase I've ever said that has 0 google hits.
Assault and flattery?
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TheChin! wrote:
Luckily Assault Threads are still non-lethal.


I dunno they're starting to give me the Fear.
 
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bjlillo wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
ejmowrer wrote:
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I have never killed any one (but I suspect there must be Steven out there who has).


I suspect that at least one BGGer has offed himself after reading your blathering inanity for 47 straight posts in a single thread.
Sorry but I did not kill them, they killed themselves.
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slatersteven wrote:
bjlillo wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
ejmowrer wrote:
Assault steven
I have never killed any one (but I suspect there must be Steven out there who has).


I suspect that at least one BGGer has offed himself after reading your blathering inanity for 47 straight posts in a single thread.
Sorry but I did not kill them, they killed themselves.


Yeah, BJ. Inane threads don't kill people, people kill people.
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bjlillo wrote:
Golux13 wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
bjlillo wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
ejmowrer wrote:
Assault steven
I have never killed any one (but I suspect there must be Steven out there who has).


I suspect that at least one BGGer has offed himself after reading your blathering inanity for 47 straight posts in a single thread.
Sorry but I did not kill them, they killed themselves.


Yeah, BJ. Inane threads don't kill people, people kill people.


Inane threads in the hands of irresponsible people from some crappy island near Europe are dangerous things.
Rather then Inane ones from some war warmongering country that wants to kill it's own children? I suspect more people die because of people saying people have a right to kill then from people making badly written posts.
 
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bjlillo wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
bjlillo wrote:
Golux13 wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
bjlillo wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
ejmowrer wrote:
Assault steven
I have never killed any one (but I suspect there must be Steven out there who has).


I suspect that at least one BGGer has offed himself after reading your blathering inanity for 47 straight posts in a single thread.
Sorry but I did not kill them, they killed themselves.


Yeah, BJ. Inane threads don't kill people, people kill people.


Inane threads in the hands of irresponsible people from some crappy island near Europe are dangerous things.
Rather then Inane ones from some war warmongering country that wants to kill it's own children? I suspect more people die because of people saying people have a right to kill then from people making badly written posts.


I had to shoot two people after trying to understand this post: one for each of your edits. Seriously, after two edits, the post really should make some sort of sense.
Why do I not find that hard to believe?
 
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tscook wrote:
Shit thread about shit threads, by a shit poster about a shit poster. A shit ouroboros.

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tscook wrote:
Shit thread about shit threads, by a shit poster about a shit poster. A shit ouroboros.



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slatersteven wrote:
Assault and flattery?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_and_battery
 
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Dave wrote:
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Assault and flattery?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_and_battery
yes?
 
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tscook wrote:
Shit thread about shit threads, by a shit poster about a shit poster. A shit ouroboros.



Thumbed only for "shit ouroboros." Meta-threads are always worthwhile.
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Man, I was going to add

Assault Salt to the list, but it's already been over done and nothing is going to beat "Shit Ouroboros".

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slatersteven wrote:
So can any one now here on RSP define anything as an assault weapon? I wonder how many have been killed by
Assault Abortion
Assault death penalty
Assault self defence
Assault Chip pan fires
Assault suicide bombers
Assault heart attacks
Assault cigarettes

Feel free to add your new assault weapon designation, because trying to protect children from being killed is never anything but a joke.

Remember folks, it's not guns that kill people it's Assault Americans.


Ah yes, because arbitrarily banning something you don't like or understand will keep the kids safe.

Because adding a word to something suddenly makes it that more scary. I mean, you do realize that is the purpose of the whole "assault weapon" moniker. To drum up emotion?

But I guess I really shouldn't be surprised by the idiocracy of your posts.
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COMPNOR wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
So can any one now here on RSP define anything as an assault weapon? I wonder how many have been killed by
Assault Abortion
Assault death penalty
Assault self defence
Assault Chip pan fires
Assault suicide bombers
Assault heart attacks
Assault cigarettes

Feel free to add your new assault weapon designation, because trying to protect children from being killed is never anything but a joke.

Remember folks, it's not guns that kill people it's Assault Americans.


Ah yes, because arbitrarily banning something you don't like or understand will keep the kids safe.

Because adding a word to something suddenly makes it that more scary. I mean, you do realize that is the purpose of the whole "assault weapon" moniker. To drum up emotion?

But I guess I really shouldn't be surprised by the idiocracy of your posts.


Yeah, we don't really need to call something an "assault weapon." We already know it's intended for use in assaulting things by calling it a weapon. Nothing unsettling about that.
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COMPNOR wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
So can any one now here on RSP define anything as an assault weapon? I wonder how many have been killed by
Assault Abortion
Assault death penalty
Assault self defence
Assault Chip pan fires
Assault suicide bombers
Assault heart attacks
Assault cigarettes

Feel free to add your new assault weapon designation, because trying to protect children from being killed is never anything but a joke.

Remember folks, it's not guns that kill people it's Assault Americans.


Ah yes, because arbitrarily banning something you don't like or understand will keep the kids safe.

Because adding a word to something suddenly makes it that more scary. I mean, you do realize that is the purpose of the whole "assault weapon" moniker. To drum up emotion?

But I guess I really shouldn't be surprised by the idiocracy of your posts.
You live in the country that keeps killing it's children (and has people who seem to not to see this as really a problem, who lives in a idiocracy.
 
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