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Erik D
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Please let me know if I missed anything.

Removed White Cards
Abstinence.
American Gladiators.
Bananas in Pajamas.
Bestiality.
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
Chivalry.
A clandestine butt scratch.
Cockfights.
College.
Consultants.
Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers.
Crumpets with the Queen.
Dave Matthews Band.
The deformed.
Donald Trump.
Douchebags on their iPhones.
A drive-by shooting.
Drum circles.
Dwarf Tossing.
Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
Exchanging pleasantries.
Faith healing.
Flash flooding.
Flavored condoms.
The forbidden fruit.
Forgetting the Alamo.
Friends who eat all the snacks.
Garth Brooks.
Blenn Beck being harried by a warm of buzzards.
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
Global warming.
Goats eating cans.
A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
A gypsy curse.
Have some more kugel.
Heath Ledger.
Hunting accidents.
(I am doing Kegals right now.)
Impotence.
Intelligent design.
Jew-fros.
Keg stands.
Keeping Christ in Christmas.
Kim Jong-il.
A LAN party.
Letting yourself go.
Making sex at her.
Mathletes.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
A moment of silence.
Montain Dew(R) Code Red.
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Muzzy.
A neglected Tomagotchi(TM).
Nocturnal emissions.
Party poopers.
PCP.
The People's Elbow.
Re-gifting.
Ring Pops(TM).
Shorties and blunts.
Soiling oneself.
Stunt doubles.
Substitute teachers.
Team-building exercises.
That one gay Teletubby.
This answer is postmodern.
The Thong Song.
Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
Tiger Woods.
Too much hair gel.
Tweeting.
Twinkies(R).
Waterboarding.
Will Smith.

Removed Black Cards
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is _____ trapped in the body of _____.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____.

Life was difficult for cavemen before _____.
_____? There's an app for that.
What's the crustiest?
When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in.
Who stole cookies from the cookie jar.

Added White Cards
50,000 volts straight to the nipples.
A bitch slap.
A Bop It(TM).
A bucket of fish heads.
A caress of the inner thigh.
A death ray.
A defective condom.
A homoerotic volleyball montage.
A live studio audience.
A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.
A mopey zoo lion.
A pyramid of severed heads.
A spastic nerd.
A subscription to Men's Fitness.
A tribe of warrior women.
Actually taking candy from a baby.
An M-16 assault rifle.
Battlefield amputations.
Boogers.
Breaking out into song and dance.
Brown people.
Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit.
Chunks of dead prostitute.
Chutzpah.
Crystal meth.
Destroying the evidence.
Electricity.
Embryonic stem cells.
Exactly what you'd expect.
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
Extremely tight pants.
Filling Sean Hannity with helium and watching him float away.
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Flying sex snakes.
Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.
Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
Horrifying laser removal accidents.
Hospice care.
Hot cheese.
Jibber-jabber.
Lady Gaga.
MechaHitler.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
My inner demons.
Natural male enhancement.
Nicolas Cage.
Not wearing pants.
One trillion dollars.
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Poopy diapers.
Poor life choices.
Rehab.
Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body.
Shapeshifters.
Shiny objects.
Silence.
Soup that is too hot.
Stalin.
Stormtroopers.
Switching to Geico(R).
Synergistic management solutions.
Teenage pregnancy.
The Boy Scouts of America.
The Care Bear Stare.
The chronic.
The Devil Himself.
The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
The female orgasm.
The Little Engine That Could.
The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On".
The true meaning of Christmas.
Throwing a virgin into a volcano.
Unfathonable stupidity.
Used panties.
Vigilante justice.
Wet dreams.

Added Black Cards
Daddy, why is mommy crying?
Dear Abbey, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.
How did I lose my virginity?
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigaretts for _____.
It's a pity that kids these days are getting involved with _____.
Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.
Nest on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.
Step 1: _____. Step 2: _____. Step 3: Profit.

Edited White Cards
"A vajazzled vagina." --> "My vagina."
"Dr. Marting Luther King, Jr." --> "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr."
"Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II." --> "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II."
"Menstruation." --> "Menstrual rage."
"Passive Aggression." --> "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes."
"Sobbing into a Hungry-Man(TM) Frozen Dinner" --> "Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine(R)."
"Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis." --> "Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis."
"The homosexual agenda." --> "The homosexual lifestyle."
"Uppercuts." --> "An uppercut."

Edited Black Cards.
"During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____." --> "During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of _____."
"In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency." --> "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?"
"In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____." --> "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____."
"The U.S. has begun airdropping _____ to the children of Afghanistan." --> "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?"
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Dan Cristelli
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Hmm...very interesting. I have an unopened 1.3 because we play with my girlfriend's 1.2. I'm pretty sure a friend has 1.1 and we've always claimed there were differences.

White cards in 1.2 NOT in 1.3:
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
A clandestine butt scratch.
College.
Dwarf Tossing.
Exchanging pleasantries.
Forgetting the Alamo.
Friends who eat all the snacks.
Glenn Beck being harried by a warm of buzzards.
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
Mathletes.

Black cards in 1.2 NOT in 1.3:
_____? There's an app for that.
What's the crustiest?


White cards not edited in 1.2 that are edited in 1.3:
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
The homosexual agenda.

Black cards not edited in 1.2 that are edited in 1.3:
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____.
The U.S. has begun airdropping _____ to the children of Afghanistan.

Those were the differences we could easily spot from what you've listed there!
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Matt Berg
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Curious, why would they take out cards? Especially so many of them.
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I suppose because some of them just never seem to work that well.
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Cory Davis
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Couple more white cards in 1.2 and not in 1.3:
Charisma.
Customer service representatives.
Euphoria by Calvin Klein.
The Donald Trump Seal of Approval.

Black card in 1.2 and not in 1.3:
Sorry everyone, I just _____.

Edited black card from 1.2 to 1.3:
"After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of New Orleans." to "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti."
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