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I was listening to music and pondering the eternal wisdom contained in "What's Luv?" by Fat Joe. His pickup lines are so amazing, it almost makes me wish I could really use them or see them in use.

Examples:

"I know you got a man and you're in love –
but what's love got to do with a little menage-ay?"

(From there, it continues: "After the party, me and you could just slide for a few – and she could come, too.")

"You need to trust in God and jump in the car."

"I'm a provider – you should see the jewelry on my women!"

Any pickup lines you'd love to be able to see used?
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Hey baby, will save versus 18 charisma.

(Those of real marriage material will respond with 'that's not how charisma checks work'.)
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"You're ugly, but you intrigue me."
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I'm STD-free. At least the really bad ones.
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Here's one that worked for me countless times:

"a/s/l?"
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Anything Zapp Brannigan from Futurama says; including, but not limited to...

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

"Maybe I could paint a fence, mop the floor, or service you sexually."
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OH! This is true. A few years ago, when I went to bars, I was hanging out with coworker who was hitting on a much younger woman. He said, "You look just like Pussy Galore." She said something and stormed off. She apparently didn't know Pussy Galore was a name of a movie character.

He might as well have said, "You look like a lotta vulva." "Or a plethora of vagina."

If I recall correctly, plethora used to mean an over abundance as in an unwanted excess. It has been corrupted to mean bountiful or plentiful. A good thing.
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"Are you an angel? Because I have an erection"
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An old acquaintance of mine looked a lot like Mel Gibson (pre-crazy, so more attractive and appealing). He saw a girl at a party he thought was attractive...so walked over to her and said, oh-so-suavely:

"That bean dip sure looks good."

I think that pickup line should have worked, but surprisingly - it apparently didn't.
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Your skin is like finest ivory - it looks like it was stolen off an elephant.
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scribidinus wrote:

He might as well have said, "You look like a lotta vulva." "Or a plethora of vagina."


The first Austin Powers movie included a character named Alotta Fagina.
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There's always the boardgamer standby:

"Want to play some Cape Horn?"
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scribidinus wrote:
If I recall correctly, plethora used to mean an over abundance as in an unwanted excess.


"You have a lot of pinatas."
"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
"Oh, si, you have a plethora." (said nervously)
"And what is a plethora?"
"Senor?"
"You said I have a plethora. And I want to know if you know what a plethora is. Because I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else that he has a plethora if he does not know what it is to have a plethora!!!"
"El Guapo, I do not have your superior intellect or education, but could it be that once again you are angry about something else and are taking it out on me?"

Back to the OP:

Many years ago there was a TV show (I think it was Mission: Impossible) where the spy team needed to get the innocent civilian to leave her apartment, which they knew was bugged. She only knew the leader of the team but he had to send someone else. So he shows up at her door wearing a shirt that has the leader's face silkscreened on it with a word-bubble saying, "This is (whatever his name was). Go with him."

I think it would be cool to have a shirt with someone cool's face on it saying, "This is Chad. Go with him." Then whenever I saw someone hot I would just point to the shirt.

Maybe the shirt should also say, "Do as he says." That seems like an obvious design improvement.
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"Would you like to dance?"
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DWTripp wrote:
"Would you like to dance?"


C'mon, Tripp, you know the last time you used that line to pick up a girl, you used the common vernacular of the era: "Prithee, fair maid, wouldst thou care to accompany me in a gavotte?"
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Golux13 wrote:
DWTripp wrote:
"Would you like to dance?"


C'mon, Tripp, you know the last time you used that line to pick up a girl, you used the common vernacular of the era: "Prithee, fair maid, wouldst thou care to accompany me in a gavotte?"


If you changed that last word to "Corvette", I'm pretty sure it would still work...
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"Are you an angel? Because I have an erection"



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KAndrw wrote:
Your skin is like finest ivory - it looks like it was stolen off an elephant.


That doesn't sound like it would be very successful.


It's like playing table tennis with your off-hand - you deliberately making things more difficult than you need to, but it's so much more satisfying when you succeed and wind up not wearing trousers.

Nobody plays table tennis with me at work any more.
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