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Finally! The lasers are coming. Next year we're gonna be testing those bad boys on fighter jets. Pretty soon - probably after Obama abandons all pretense of giving a shit about democracy and just tells the world he's staying on as president until he gets tired of it or until Michele's hips get so wide she won't fit into anything but designer clothes for the morbidly obese - we'll have laser on drones. And you all know that Obama loves him some drones... they're his favorite way to kill pesky foreigners and whatever American citizens have pissed him off lately.

I think it's a good plan. We all know Barry O hates Mexicans, as an example, so he and his BFF Eric sent a shit load of weapons to the cartel down there and look what happened! Only 5,000 or so dead? WTF? There has to be a better way to kill larger numbers of innocent Mexicans, and drones with lasers makes perfect sense. Why wait for a bunch of drug lords to massacre innocents when you can just send a silent killer with lasers over the border and melt them by the thousands?

I think this is the perfect combination - lasers, drones and Barry O. It's like the triple tag team of death. Three of the Four Horseman headed your way to kick some Iranian or Afghan butt. Russia making too much noise? Melt Putin down to liquid with a lasered up drone. I'm pretty sure Obama is a shoo-in for a 3rd term in 2016 if he gets this working right. All he has to do is send drones with lasers into the skies over red states to remind anyone who would normally not vote for him that being an American doesn't mean the president won't fry your ass.

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I think your dosage might be off.

Though I continue to be troubled by "non-war" use of drones in foreign countries, so I'm with you there. I think the odds of us doing anything drone or laser related to Mexico are pretty low.
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It's lasers man. Lasers on drones. Belief has nothing to do with it.... it's lasers on drones.
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DWTripp wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
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It's lasers man. Lasers on drones. Belief has nothing to do with it.... it's lasers on drones.


At first I was with the "is anyone checking DW's meds?" side, but the man makes an extremely good point here.
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DWTripp wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
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It's lasers man. Lasers on drones. Belief has nothing to do with it.... it's lasers on drones.
I was of course referring to the rest.
 
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DWTripp wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
Do you actually believe what you post?


It's lasers man. Lasers on drones. Belief has nothing to do with it.... it's lasers on drones.
Yes, but what colour are they? Are they goody-green, or baddy-red?

And if they don't make a "Pew! Pew!" noise (even in the cold vacuum of space) then they 'aint proper lasers.
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DWTripp wrote:
slatersteven wrote:
Do you actually believe what you post?


It's lasers man. Lasers on drones. Belief has nothing to do with it.... it's lasers on drones.


These initial responses indicate the dire need for more Ameritrash in RSP.
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DWTripp wrote:
Finally! The lasers are coming. Next year we're gonna be testing those bad boys on fighter jets. Pretty soon - probably after Obama abandons all pretense of giving a shit about democracy and just tells the world he's staying on as president until he gets tired of it...


We should be so lucky.
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