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The Conspiracy Theory Generator. Just refresh the page for more verified facts!

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The Truth About Monsanto

It looks like the public is finally starting to realize that Monsanto is one of the most evil organizations in history.

Deep beneath Three Mile Island is a historical archive of detailed GPS data about fracking sites-- the kind of data necessary for drone strikes and ICBM production. You know who owns the lease for that facility? Monsanto.

Vladimir Putin goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Three Mile Island a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Monsanto clearly has a secret deal with Youtube-- all videos highlighting the abuses it committed while in Afghanistan are taken down without explanation.

Outspoken journalists researching this matter have been repeatedly silenced by libel lawsuits.

No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!
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"Nymphomaniacs have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why DARPA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates? "
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XanderF wrote:
The Conspiracy Theory Generator. Just refresh the page for more verified facts!

Current personal favorite:

Quote:
The Truth About Monsanto

It looks like the public is finally starting to realize that Monsanto is one of the most evil organizations in history.

Deep beneath Three Mile Island is a historical archive of detailed GPS data about fracking sites-- the kind of data necessary for drone strikes and ICBM production. You know who owns the lease for that facility? Monsanto.

Vladimir Putin goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Three Mile Island a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Monsanto clearly has a secret deal with Youtube-- all videos highlighting the abuses it committed while in Afghanistan are taken down without explanation.

Outspoken journalists researching this matter have been repeatedly silenced by libel lawsuits.

No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!


I am going to be indisposed for the next few hours. If you don't hear from me, it's because I learned too much and clearly needed to be "dealt with."
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I always thought that the plan was to make GMO maize produce mustard gas as a pesticide, killing all of the world's farmers in one stroke.
 
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"Since biblical times, the historical antecedents of Latter Day Saints have controlled how we think about sex. "
 
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I used to be a nymphomaniac tester but I fell into disfavor with DARPA. So they made me a wargamer.
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