J C Lawrence
As he types with his new high dollar wireless logitec keyboard and mouse. Well sir your priorities are obviously in the wrong place...
Well there's your problem! Real men use not only use 15 year old IBM Model M buckling spring keyboards (or their more modern PC Keyboards brethren) because they are simply the best keyboards ever made and are indestructible to boot, they also use trackballs or tablets instead of mice. 'Natch.