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I went to the general store last weekend and couldn't decide!

In the past, I have enjoyed potato chips, Mach 3 razors, Goodyear tires, WD-40, and Rapala fishing lures. I'm just not sure which I should buy!

So, I turn to you, fellow geeks, to give me a hand. Nipple clamps or sock puppets?
 
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Have you considered testicle electrodes? Those have been popular in the past with people who like the Mach 3...
 
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Would these be business-related purchases (don't forget to save the receipt for tax time, if they are) or for personal use?
 
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Have you considered testicle electrodes? Those have been popular in the past with people who like the Mach 3...


Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. I'll be sure to check them out.

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Would these be business-related purchases (don't forget to save the receipt for tax time, if they are) or for personal use?


Of course, my purchase will be strictly for business purposes.
 
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my group prefers nipple clamps, as you might have guessed. but are you sure you want one of these two choices? I mean, have you looked into the latest titanium metallic colored rings with jelly attachments and bullet pockets? this seems to be a better option than sock puppets to me and my group agrees, most of the time (some prefer leather, of course, but titanium is a more solid choice imo) oh and then there are nipple screws, a slight variant of the nipple clamps but it might be easier to teach how to play with those...

edit: oh, for business... nevermind then kiss btw, let me know if there is ever a job opening at your business.
 
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I know it's not quite what you asked for, but have you considered:

Worcester Sauce
Draught Excluders
Vacuum Flasks
Tweed Jackets

That last one is really hard to find, not exactly what you might be looking for, but occasionally you'll see one pop up on ebay for $1000. Worth checking out if you ask me.

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Quote:
Worcester Sauce
Draught Excluders
Vacuum Flasks
Tweed Jackets

That last one is really hard to find, not exactly what you might be looking for, but occasionally you'll see one pop up on ebay for $1000. Worth checking out if you ask me.


I've owned both Worcester Sauce and Vacuum Flasks in the past, and ended up trading them for dental sealant and a set of steak knives, respectively.

I know! The surge in the price of tweed jackets is crazy! I bought mine a year ago for about $50, and Ebayed it for $880 last week! That's actually the reason why I have the money for either sock puppets or nipple clamps.

 
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I think you're overlooking the obvious alternative, which is, of course: nipple socks.
 
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chaddyboy_2000 wrote:
I went to the general store last weekend and couldn't decide!

In the past, I have enjoyed potato chips, Mach 3 razors, Goodyear tires, WD-40, and Rapala fishing lures. I'm just not sure which I should buy!

So, I turn to you, fellow geeks, to give me a hand. Nipple clamps or sock puppets?


I do suggest that you read Sock Puppets for Dummies or some such similar title before investing in sock puppets.
 
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Dude, you can totally make your own sock puppets for free. Someone posted the pattern here on BGG.

But nipple clamp production is still best left to the multinational clamp conglomerates.

So I vote nipple clamps zombie
 
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Have you considered testicle electrodes? Those have been popular in the past with people who like the Mach 3...


Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. I'll be sure to check them out.



I thought you already had that covered with Shocking Roulette.
 
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Have you considered testicle electrodes? Those have been popular in the past with people who like the Mach 3...


Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. I'll be sure to check them out.



I thought you already had that covered with Shocking Roulette.


I've been unable to fit my testicles into the device (comfortably), and I'm hesitant to make the suggested modifications for doing so.
 
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Scruffles wants to clamp it!

 
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chaddyboy_2000 wrote:
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Have you considered testicle electrodes? Those have been popular in the past with people who like the Mach 3...


Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. I'll be sure to check them out.



I thought you already had that covered with Shocking Roulette.


I've been unable to fit my testicles into the device (comfortably), and I'm hesitant to make the suggested modifications for doing so.


If you're considering nipple clamps and testicle electrodes and sock puppets, I hardly think that "comfort" is high on the priority list.
 
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Have you tried nipple clamps with eth sock puppet variant? I'm not a big fan of house ruules but in this case......
 
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Just keep those Rapala fishing lures away from your nipples.
 
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chaddyboy_2000 wrote:

In the past, I have enjoyed potato chips, Mach 3 razors, Goodyear tires, WD-40, and Rapala fishing lures. I'm just not sure which I should buy!


Chaddy, Have you tried the El Grande king? I would think that that would complete the set.
 
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What the crap!?! My thread got moved to chit chat! This thread was totally game related!
 
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chaddyboy_2000 wrote:
What the crap!?! My thread got moved to chit chat! This thread was totally game related!


Especially with the upcoming Carcassonne: Nipple Clamps and Sock Puppets expansion (June 2006).
 
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chaddyboy_2000 wrote:
What the crap!?! My thread got moved to chit chat! This thread was totally game related!


Especially with the upcoming Carcassonne: Nipple Clamps and Sock Puppets expansion (June 2006).

I challenge someone to actually come up with Carc rules for this! goo

Would nipple clamps be something you could play on an opponent's meeple to handicap it some way? Or would you have to collect two for your own meeple to gain some benefit (and what benefit?).

Sock puppets. I have no idea what to do with sock puppets. Maybe they could be dragon fodder.
 
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Would nipple clamps be something you could play on an opponent's meeple to handicap it some way?


Of course not! They would be played on your opponent's neeples.

 
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have you considered sock puppets with nipple clamps? you could have the best of both worlds! and of course, tons of fun for the kiddies too.
 
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Verkisto wrote:
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Would nipple clamps be something you could play on an opponent's meeple to handicap it some way?


Of course not! They would be played on your opponent's neeples.


laughlaughlaugh
 
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EvilTimmy wrote:
Legomancer wrote:
chaddyboy_2000 wrote:
What the crap!?! My thread got moved to chit chat! This thread was totally game related!


Especially with the upcoming Carcassonne: Nipple Clamps and Sock Puppets expansion (June 2006).

I challenge someone to actually come up with Carc rules for this! goo


Here:

Carc: NCSP expansion rules

1. When any player places a tile, he/she must either put a sock puppet or a nipple clamp on some part of his/her body. The first person to cry out in pain doesn't have to play Caracasonne anymore. Although you may disagree, this player is not technically the "winner".
 
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I'm wondering if you're planning on buying these online or at your FLNcS? I would purchase at the FLNcS, especially if they provide room for a weekly nipple clamp night.
 
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