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My wife bought me a pair of pants from the internet, and they didn't fit me. What a hassle, I had to ship them back and everything.
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Worst. Pant Rant. Ever.

There was no panting.
There was no ranting.

I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your badge and your gun and clear out your locker.
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Wow, you totally shipped your pants over this. Impressive.
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galad2003 wrote:
Fuck pants


DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!
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CrankyPants wrote:
galad2003 wrote:
Fuck pants


DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!
Too late.
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I thought this was a "wear kilts" discussion. I am wearing a kilt now, and apparently made a wrong turn.
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QUEEN VICTORIA: Mr. Brown, is anything worn underneath the kilt?

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I wore some pants once...then I took an arrow in the knee.

Now I can't take them off.
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jeffreyac wrote:
Wow, you totally shipped your pants over this. Impressive.


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jonnylawless wrote:
I wore some pants once...then I took an arrow in the knee.

Now I can't take them off.


I'm not getting the joke on this one, I'm afraid.
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Shipping back clothes from the internets is pants.

wytefang wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
I wore some pants once...then I took an arrow in the knee.

Now I can't take them off.


I'm not getting the joke on this one, I'm afraid.

He used to be a good comedian, then he took an arrow in the knee.
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wytefang wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
I wore some pants once...then I took an arrow in the knee.

Now I can't take them off.


I'm not getting the joke on this one, I'm afraid.


Skyrim meme?
(or at least that's where I first saw it)



although the first comment seems to say that it's slang for getting married?
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wytefang wrote:
jonnylawless wrote:
I wore some pants once...then I took an arrow in the knee.

Now I can't take them off.


I'm not getting the joke on this one, I'm afraid.


It's a double-layered joke. It builds off the Skyrim meme of "I used to (fill in the name of an activity)... then I took an arrow to the knee", which applies symbolically in a lot of situations. The second layer is literal in that -- with an arrow penetrating your knee -- you will be unable to remove your pants/trousers.

That's why I like to wear a kilt in these situations.
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jeRm! wrote:
I thought this was a "wear kilts" discussion. I am wearing a kilt now, and apparently made a wrong turn.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts in the countryside?
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Sheep get spooked when they hear a zipper opening.
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