Looking at these stars suddenly dwarfed my own troubles and all the gravities of terrestrial life. I thought of their unfathomable distance, and the slow inevitable drift of their movements out of the unknown past into the unknown future. H.G. Wells
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. Chief Seattle
My wife bought me a pair of pants from the internet, and they didn't fit me. What a hassle, I had to ship them back and everything.
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
I wore some pants once...then I took an arrow in the knee.
Now I can't take them off.
I'm not getting the joke on this one, I'm afraid.
It's a double-layered joke. It builds off the Skyrim meme of "I used to (fill in the name of an activity)... then I took an arrow to the knee", which applies symbolically in a lot of situations. The second layer is literal in that -- with an arrow penetrating your knee -- you will be unable to remove your pants/trousers.
That's why I like to wear a kilt in these situations.